WTF? Is this some form of poetry that I'm unfamiliar with?

Havent you read The Da Vinci Code? Its so obvious what this means. I'll let others elaborate.

The March Reload is simple.

Go to Requests - Transfer Funds.

Simply type in the bonus you wish to receive. The code is jrstout.

I tried it. Didn't get my bonus credited to my bonus account. I sent an email into support. Still waiting for them to get back to me.

This link is seriously WAY too good not to bump for those who haven't seen it.

Do you recon "winifred" put these words together himself or do you think they were randomly generated?
Some kind of Markov process with contexts calculated from spam email?

amen.

best thread in history

Another bump because it deserves it.

HAHA WTF??

i mean, there's not even a link? it's like spam with no point?

OK, cool, got it. One thing though- when is the mythology contest? I didn't see it on stars' promitions page.

OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.

Just wow...

Actually not no point, just a short one. Check the first line in ALL CAPS again. . .

Nice how he starts it out looking like a spam for a male enhancement product, just to get you to read on to get to the REAL point, which is. . .which is. . .I forgot. I'll have to read it again.

Awesome. The OP definately has vote for first ballot the troll hall of fame.

So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?

Apparently, you're supposed to send a box of Hitler Oats to Father Colonial Writhe?

I know Myrtle, and she is still very concerned as to the whereabouts of her carborundum.

This should be a sticky

You have to be antisemetic.

The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey

Thank you, thank you. I felt it was worth bumping again.

Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?

I would imagine so, yes. I hope you aren't jewish.