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Old 02-22-2006, 05:25 AM   #26
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Re: Poker Stars reload MARCH

WTF? Is this some form of poetry that I'm unfamiliar with?
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:37 PM   #27
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WTF? Is this some form of poetry that I'm unfamiliar with?
Havent you read The Da Vinci Code? Its so obvious what this means. I'll let others elaborate.
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Old 02-22-2006, 06:19 PM   #28
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Re: Poker Stars reload MARCH

The March Reload is simple.

Go to Requests - Transfer Funds.

Simply type in the bonus you wish to receive. The code is jrstout.
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Old 02-22-2006, 08:29 PM   #29
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The March Reload is simple.

Go to Requests - Transfer Funds.

Simply type in the bonus you wish to receive. The code is jrstout.
I tried it. Didn't get my bonus credited to my bonus account. I sent an email into support. Still waiting for them to get back to me.
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Old 03-18-2006, 07:55 AM   #30
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BUMP!

This link is seriously WAY too good not to bump for those who haven't seen it.
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:32 AM   #31
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SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

oatmeal automate father colonial writhe.
cyclic deviant winery lithograph scapular. expedition finance physik?
wash implore carborundum myrtle. kinesthesis mug back. too return lunchtime?
lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,
agreeable stillwater stereoscopy. osgood appropriate biconnected clarendon aries

winifred,
Do you recon "winifred" put these words together himself or do you think they were randomly generated?
Some kind of Markov process with contexts calculated from spam email?
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Old 03-18-2006, 11:55 AM   #32
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amen.
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:43 AM   #33
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best thread in history
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Old 07-04-2006, 08:56 PM   #34
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Another bump because it deserves it.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:34 PM   #35
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HAHA WTF??

i mean, there's not even a link? it's like spam with no point?
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:45 PM   #36
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OK, cool, got it. One thing though- when is the mythology contest? I didn't see it on stars' promitions page.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:50 PM   #37
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OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:07 PM   #38
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HAHA WTF??

i mean, there's not even a link? it's like spam with no point?
Just wow...
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:19 PM   #39
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Actually not no point, just a short one. Check the first line in ALL CAPS again. . .

Nice how he starts it out looking like a spam for a male enhancement product, just to get you to read on to get to the REAL point, which is. . .which is. . .I forgot. I'll have to read it again.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:19 PM   #40
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OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:45 PM   #41
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Another bump because it deserves it.
Awesome. The OP definately has vote for first ballot the troll hall of fame.
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Old 07-05-2006, 12:09 AM   #42
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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?
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Old 07-05-2006, 07:05 AM   #43
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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?
Apparently, you're supposed to send a box of Hitler Oats to Father Colonial Writhe?
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Old 07-05-2006, 01:21 PM   #44
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I know Myrtle, and she is still very concerned as to the whereabouts of her carborundum.
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:42 PM   #45
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This should be a sticky
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Old 07-05-2006, 10:54 PM   #46
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So how do I get my 3" dick enhancement?
You have to be antisemetic.
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:27 AM   #47
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Re: Poker Stars reload MARCH

The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:23 AM   #48
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OMG thanks Kyle, this is awesome.
Thank you, thank you. I felt it was worth bumping again.
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:23 AM   #49
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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:16 AM   #50
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Is there a satellite downstairs I can do to qualify for the upstairs mythology contest?
I would imagine so, yes. I hope you aren't jewish.
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