Standard practice

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Now let's go get the lizard people!

That email is spot on. A computer or program can not produce random results. Which is why you see more bad beats than you should. The hands will and do repeat themselves by design. If you think your getting a random shuffle your drinking the online poker cool aide

You are creating weird circular arguments. Stop doing that.

You need to prove there are super users to show there are super users. Implications that they exist based on other factors is not proof. Stop using that as proof of anything as it weakens your points.

You can suggest all sorts of rules and legislation be introduced, but honestly I suspect your knowledge of how a lot of this is handled is quite limited in nature (not saying I have expertise either). If you think there are specific issues then point them out in DETAIL and show exactly what you believe needs to be done to rectify the situation.

I do appreciate you have let the weird troll routine behind which is why I am responding in a serious manner, but honestly all you have constructed is the following

Superusers must exist because you think not enough oversight and legistlation is in place.

That is an opinion, a semi-reasonable one to have (especially on the dinky little sites), but merely an opinion and nothing more.

Where could one get this cool aide? It would be like the guy in the Matrix that wanted to forget that he never knew...oooh... i could be happy again...

5 star thread imo. Thought it died a week ago, but glad it's back. Needed a laugh after downswonging.

Bobo wins!

That's it, I want all of the money I have ever deposited and lost on Pokerstars back right away along with One Million Dollars for my pain and suffering.

There, I should be getting a check soon...

You don't need to prove it's real. We know. We've seen it before. Learn to read. It proves nothing, but we know it's real.

Sigh.

Well, the stupid seems to really have ramped up ITT. I'm usually the guy that merges the rigged threads even though I don't mod this forum. This one wasn't just about rigging to start with (although the undertones were there), but now that's all it is. It's gotten so big that I think it'll just be a big mess if we merge them now. Any chance you riggies (I like that new, less insulting term) could all move to the The great "Poker is rigged" debate - Collected threads edition thread where this debate belongs, or do we need to close down this thread to make that happen? Seems pretty silly to have two big threads like this going at once.

Did you know that Americans are actually not legally obligated to pay income tax? It's true! Income tax is voluntary, you can just not pay it and there's nothing the IRS can do to you.

At first I thought this thread should be merged with the Rigged Thread of Doom, but now I think it just needs to be moved to 'Laughs and Links'

This code actually destroys your ship in Gradius III for SNES. Traumatic event in my childhood.

But I love how it gives my facebook page lazers!

The point that I was focused on during this discussion was that if somebody was capable of hacking an online poker site, why wouldn't they be hacking online banking systems.

Let's imagine I googled all of these examples of online banking scams and posted the links below of their methods and their punishments. B/c I'm lazy and you know they're there.

Now let's imagine in your next post your going to provide links and references that shows an example of an online poker operator or player being prosecuted for fraud or abuse. B/c that's all we can do...

[ ] huge
[ ] proof
[ ] fraud
[ ] Bobo works for Stars
[x] ITT pse fails massively @ reading comprehension resulting in severe self-pwnage

[x] it's kool aid, you ****ing moron
[x] massive fail by association
[?] if bop knows bad beats happen more often than they should, why isn't he on Stars right now playing accordingly, and making potentially unlimited profit?

Please merge this garbage-assed thread already FFS.

I thought it was the blood code for Mortal Combat...ABACABB

Came up with a better idea - just moved the posts from today out of the Stars RNG audit thread, since that's when it really turned silly. Unfortunately, it's a little confusing since both threads had a fair bit of activity today, but well, that's sort of what this thread's for!

If I agree, can we still go after the Lizard People?

google "konami code"

After merge, and before QPW...

Full proof? If you make something full proof, somebody will just build a better full.

a full and his money are soon parted

You guys are all fool of it IYAM.

Seriously, if pigs could fly then they could fly.

You can theorize and conjecture all you like, lots of conspiracy guys do that for all sorts of things, but until you prove something or at least show how you can prove something all it is is just that - theoretical flying pigs.


Not sure what you really want to go with this. If people had super powers they would use them to profit. Except the pattern recognition powers riggies have. They merely complain.

for a golden account its Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

So anybody who says 9/11 wasn't an inside job in a thread about that whole wacky mess is a Government agent, right?