You've just linked another incident of him saying stars is rigged, further proving my point. This isnt some micro stakes donk saying it, its a guy whos won and lost millions.

Case Closed. Online Poker is indeed rigged.

R.I.P Online Poker

I did provide a link which showed he said things like the following:

"What a night no multi accounting on stars and pueeeeere yats *** the haters

@PokerStars some ****** rigged site I will win the 5k wcoop on a a other max county ****** nazi ****s

*** poker stars some nazi rigged site I may b drunk but I will win 1 million on other accounts u will never know u sad jobsworth dickeads

Futhemore I will multi account on stars everyday until I get my account back hashtag missjustice . ****** nerd jobsworth clowns

Ban me from epts *** u u ****** rigged clowns I'm chirping the livening #richieallen knows

Paid the dj a grand to put the hippop on *** pokerstars dik head rigged site *** your lives I cash out 6k a day dickeads

Further more *** pokerstars and fulltilt some rigged site I will multi account u till u die u ****** dickeads I will win the 5k wcoop

No one on your whole ****** site is having a better time than me right now dickeads I pay the ****** bills for my fam meanwhile u jobsworth

Drinking ****** alzejhhhh samteicket is a ****** bondsman

Sickest night knocked the club sparked a bouncer girl ***** slapped the bitchi

Playing some 8game and PLO on stars come and get it or am I ? Dickeads I'm ****** model *****"


and I did that knowing that people like you would consider the above to be sage wisdom, rather than the ramblings of an angry drunk, hence the title of "A Known Poker Pro Talking about Rigging that riggies can admire."

Before you close your case again, you should research the other things I was talking about. That Party Poker dealer with the card up his sleeve will amaze you, and the screenshot of the 5 aces on Pokerstars always impresses people like you. There also is a different "study" (ie: not the Full Tilt one) that riggies drag out of the cold case file over the years ( I forget what it is) that has all sorts of basic mathematical issues with it that riggies ignore, and here are a few youtube channels and videos (also old and dusty) that fit into your wheelhouse.

Youtube riggie:: (be sure to click his advertisements to make him some money):

http://www.youtube.com/user/magic612/videos?view=0


A different youtube video riggies like quite a bit (and it features a much better accent)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3tv-1rBJeY


By far the best youtube video for riggies to point to as proof of rigging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


All the best.

Trolling/leveling in the rigged thread is about as lame as it gets.

I certainly hope not!

Anyway, why do you think that guy is trolling or levelling? All of his posts are the standard stuff of genuine paranoid riggies, other than a need to be very retro and outdated in his "findings," so is his whole routine to behave exactly like a riggie instead of being an actual riggie? Nearly all of these guys are genuine in their beliefs, even if their beliefs are wacky. They aint method actors, and the few that come around with sarcasm filled posts while pretending to be a riggie - much more fun to just treat them as genuine as well!

nl Holdem gets very complex post flop. This is a decision tree for nlh. This is actually pretty good vid btw instead of complaining about it being rigged maybe learn something. Its an old video but it gives you an idea of what good players do out play their opponents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIV6YiIyKVc

I'm not here to rain on your parade; if you have fun interacting with guys like that, who am I to judge?

For me, someone who comes up with a "case closed" post three times in a row based on nothing more than one person saying it's rigged or one person's tilt video is either trolling, or far too lacking in logic or common sense to make it worth discussing with them, so I'm out. Like you and many of us, I've seen hundreds of riggies, and this one's work over the last couple of days puts him in a special category.

You judge people all the time. I am not saying that as a bad thing - in a thread like this that is pretty much a requirement! Riggies judge me all the time. I judge riggies. I even judge some shills. That's part of the game.

Seriously, that is very standard behavior for riggies. Kind of strange that the "case is closed" is some sort of trigger for you, but riggie posts in general have a "case is closed" aspect to them as a foundation of their beliefs. To quote some riggies:




By the way, it never makes sense to talk rationally to riggies. I never understood why people tried.

3 times in 5 days? No, I disagree.

LOL @ "some kind of trigger". I've seen you play this game enough times; I'm not going to bother.

Because once in a while, they actually are willing to listen and engage in logical conversation. And there are other people reading. I do the rational discussion thing, you can do your troll thing, everyone is happy.

Why would that matter at all? Riggies post in bursts, usually when they are tilting from some bad day at nanostakes poker. This thread goes weeks with no activity then has a little burst when a riggie has a tantrum. Pretty common. If his schtick is to say "case is closed" then whatever - it is not like they generally post here with an open mind to their beliefs.


You are literally one of the few people I do not play games with. Others tend to be long time posters who have moved on (spadebidder, Auroet etc.). I certainly do not always have fun only with riggies - I enjoy watching Kelvis be the most miserable human in every one of his posts for instance, and I definitely had some fun with a variety of mods (the ones in the old politics forum come to mind even if I never remember their names).

Don't assume my pro wrestling routine in threads like this is always in play with every poster, although 95%+ is a reasonable assumption . You are in the 5%.


Please. The readership of these forums is down quite a bit, and this thread never has an impact on any person's behavior, and nothing in it should ever be taken seriously these days (long ago there was some decent content in it). I think you and others certainly try to have rational conversations with some, but in the end their general lack of ability and emotional control will cause them to be paranoid whenever their eyes see something.

As you likely know, I used to use this thread as a means to get coaches and players to back years ago. It is useless in that regard today, due to the general level of activity and the really poor quality of riggies and other shills. As weird as that sounds, it used to be a great source of business, even more so than the paid threads here when I had them. Working with riggies was always challenging, not because they were bad people (they were generally decent humans) - but because they had a very , very hard time shaking that tilty paranoid thing that happens whenever they lost in an unlucky way.

Anyway, let's see if any fresh riggies come in with some actually interesting new beliefs. Gets a bit boring when the best they have is stuff that is 5-10 years old, or they post here to tell other riggies to quit online poker (something I have done for a long time).

Nobody would show up to your funeral.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...5&postcount=88


Hey, at least you finally found someone else who shares your very specific cheerful outlook on life in general . We all get that you are completely miserable in literally every post you make, its your thing, but at least take a few seconds to google some new material already. Your job, much like riggies, is to amuse and entertain others - so suck less at it!

All the best.

Still an empty room buddy.

It is said that misery loves company, but you have certainly found the formula in your day to day existence to break that saying .

Shame you are incapable of being more entertaining, even in an unintentional manner. Miserable humans can be fun if they put on a better show that lets others feel better that they are not that person. Your role on the internet is to essentially dance for others in that way, so do some stretching and get to it. Know your role!

Take some baby steps and tell a riggie how they should not have babies or have a low IQ or should shut their pie hole or should piss off. You tend to be slightly more amusing when you project with those type of insults. The funeral stuff you tend to bust out when you are essentially muttering out of frustration. Turn that frown upside down! Just trying to help - you know as well as anyone how much I take pride in giving back to the human race by assisting people like your kind.

All the best.

They don't even show up to your birthdays do they?

See- birthdays are happier (for most people) than funerals, so perhaps with my help you are starting to get that slightly more fun and entertaining form of misery back with your psychological projection routine.

You need to be more entertaining as you serve as the intermission between riggies (kind of like those annoying clowns at some of the Cirque shows), especially since my entertainment is what matters, so I am happy to put in a little time to help you to attain that goal, being the charitable soul that I am.

All the best.

tl;dr

Pretty sure even you are capable of reading a post that had less than 100 words, but I understand that you quickly get frustrated when debating me, and that is your form of taking your ball with you and giving up.

No problem - when the intermission clown stops dancing then we move onto the next riggie show. In the meantime you may want to do a bit of homework and create a list of the things that make you the most miserable in your day to day drudgery. Use that list as a catalyst to create new and exciting forms of doom and gloom which you then project toward others in the future, and become the best side show you can be. Glad I was able to help you, and now you are dismissed and time for the next riggies, whenever they appear. Hopefully they were amused by this back and forth, as this thread is all about having fun.

All the best.

yawn

Hi guys fresh new riggie here that would like to clear the air. i believe online poker is rigged! I also believe that you guys are of equal suck. and genuinely equally repulsive in there own unique way. the common ground for each of you is that you are each as likely to die in your soiled pjs posting hate on internet forums. Perhaps you guys can bond over this.

Your parents never had to change their last name when they married did they?

Well, that was a reasonable effort, but the problem with that insult is that it is not as clear with the incest reference as you would like to believe, because last name changing (usually of the woman in a hetro relationship) is not even as common as it used to be, and in some countries it is not even permitted.

I get that you draw upon your personal experiences for your material, and you clearly aint a spring chicken with a lot of the language you use, but you may want to spend a couple more seconds making sure you are in the year 2019 when creating your bile.

You could have also mentioned how the guy you replied to forgot to create a gimmick account this time around (if he had then the gimmick should also vote in the riggie poll, as the riggie side needs a lot of help). Like you, he chose to be lazy, albeit in a different manner, so try to do a bit better in future.

Figure you earned a little bonus help after behaving in the predictable and somewhat submissive manner in our chat earlier.

All the best.

If you were on life support and I had to charge my phone, I would unplug you.

Yes, yes, you would suggest that you murder people and then not go to their funeral, but being the submissive you are - that threat is always indirect and theoretical, because you cannot even do a death/violence threat directly like some riggies have via PM in the past .

I would like to help you bring up your game some, but you are tough to educate, even if you are trained well and respond instantly anytime I am bored in a similar to how a dog reacts to his master. That is convenient at times with the infrequent and poor quality of the current riggies and the lack of the void stalky types (like that politics guy who poofed after 1-2 posts when he realized he could not win).

You have always been loyal in that way for a long time, so I hope you continue in this industry for that reason . Thanks for the fun, this thread is always about fun, and no doubt one of us had fun at least! I know we do this a couple times a year, so see you again the next time I decide to whistle for you when I am a bit bored.

All the best.

Keep asserting things and eventually you believe them yourself. Oh and I have no need to death threats nether does it have any meaning, because your life isn't worth much. Ending it would have less impact to anyone than an ant being squashed.

Hi all, just to share my opinion.
I have been playing on this particular site for 2 years and to be honest with you, i have made slightly over 200k just by playing 25NL and 100NL.
Sometimes i can play like 10-12 hours a night but sometimes i stop after just 1 hour.
2 multi tables only
I not a good player though BUT i'm a really good Observer.

I read some of the post in this thread and i saw someone or rather a few of them mentioned something like this 'On a good day the system seems like wanting me to win regardless what hand i play, i can even flop a Quad with 8Jo but on a bad day i can lose on all 5 times when i'm deal with Aces'

It does ring a bell, no?
It's all about the System, the so called RNG.

I have noticed 2 flaw/glitch/pattern whatever you want to call it, about playing online poker.
1) Good day = you will never lose. The system will deal you all kinds of funny hand and no matter how you play it or how your opponent played it, you will still WIN.
Bad day = you will never win. Even if you flop a straight on a wet board with someone hitting a set and another drawing a flush, you will eventually lose that hand.

2) [Connected Winning Hands] On a Good day i mentioned above, be alert and look out for a winning hand with the Nuts. Example: Nut flush; Top set without any possible straight or flush;Nut straight;etc.
Here comes the catch, the System will dealt you a winning hand again on the next game.

I have won many big pots with these observation.

Yes, look out for these flaw/glitch on the sites you are playing.
No, i'm not telling you which site i have been playing for the pass 2 years.
And so what if online poker is rigged or not? I don't care at all, i only care about how to win and how to beat the system.