If there is ever a Zombie aplocolypse, a nuclear disaster or some sort of world wide catastrophe in which one human is in search of any other signs of life , please have them know to post in this thread and Monty will respond.

That is in very bad taste in the circumstances.

Not sure what is bad taste about it compared to his other posts. Every one of his posts is pretty bad or useless, and he gets dismissed in most threads he posts due to his unending whining. My posting in here now is primarily to do a passing replies to the weird stalkers when they appear every month or so from the void, like thait is clear that his posting shows what he is like as an actual human, so a bad beat for him in that regard, and more so for those who actually know him.

To his credit, he is quoting the last post I made in this thread, however that post was made 3 weeks ago, so I had to look it up to see who I was even having fun with at the time (guess it was the CIA riggie), but that is the beauty with trivial stalkers like him, it would not matter if the last post was 3 weeks ago or 3 months ago - I still post here 24/7 in his mind, and when he feels the need to vent here he does and I chuckle, then forget about him and the other stalkers until they appear again. Maybe the roulette one will show up next, who can say. In the end they do not matter, beyond an amusing minor distraction once a month or so.

As to the guys who are posting how much the games are ruined, I guess I would ask them why they continue to play. Never quite understood that pattern - if you hate the games and you don't make adequate money from them - why play them? Odds are they will continue to play and complain how they are ruined. Strange choice, but whatever - riggies gonna riggie in the end.

All the best.

Glad to see you're back. I was worried that you'd ...

Well, no matter. Glad to see you're back.

Takes no time to keep the stalker pets in their place when they ooze in, but the CIA riggie is the only genuine one in memory, so it may be time to retire this thread at this point given there is essentially no new riggie content. Even though the riggie culture will never die, there are not too many new ones any more as most have long since left the industry as they should. Pretty low chance this forum (which also seems to be a fraction of what it was) would be flooded with a ton of different riggie threads at this point.

That said - zero idea what weird juice you have been drinking with your odd posts today, but I hope it was the good stuff! If you like I can post the updated riggie list - all you have to do is ask!

I use to like slamming my balls in the door when I masterbate, sometimes still do. To each there own, but I play and slam a lot less than I use too.

someone should print out all of montes posts and publish them in a hardcover book (or 3)

any ideas for a title??

"All the Best"


Riggies need help with even the simplest thoughts and requests...

sweet baby jesus, that would make a great title!

"All The Best"
'How riggies need help with the simplest thoughts and requests'
Written by: Monteroy
Edited by: The mods of 2+2

Desciption: This 4000 page masterpiece written by the great Monte comes in 4 volumes. Each page is filled with his desire to show the world how little he cares about riggies on a poker forum, and why his approach to casually brush them off daily is the envy of the poker world. In his spare time he has put thousands of hours into his long winded posts, each specifically catered to the riggies that haunt him. Follow his journey into the depth of delusion and paranoia in this harrowing adventure of a man on a quest. A quest he doesn't care for, yet spends hours upon hours writing about.

Price: $10.99

alt title "Monteroy's Boys"?

I already get paid more per post according to many of your kind, and the irony is that nobody would ever post something like that about you. Nobody remembers you, but I assume you will join chump and roulette guy and a couple others in the weird Stalker Squad at this point. Seems to give people like you some purpose, so carry on.

All the best.

You wait and see monte!!!! when i have 10k posts about something i dont care about ill get the same respect and admiration you do!!! just wait !!! Ill get my own book soon, every poster on 2+2 will know the name DMT4ME!!! they will sing about my accomplishments just like they do you! im on my way lil buddy

Nice that I bring a purpose to your life. Seems like you need it. Perhaps one day you will bring a purpose or meaning to someone else. Until that time - see you (though I will not remember you) the next time you need more purpose for yourself. Always glad to help people like you.

All the best.

Same script every time.

Nothing said in this thread matters.
The void riggies will appear but i wont remember them.

5000 posts in this thread and however many more in other riggie threads. Its a pity thats all your contribution to this forum will ever be in the future or has been for a long time. Not that Monty will see this post he declared last time im on ignore forever for simply pointing out (accurately) his whole staking business is built on contracts that have no legal standing.

You do know its a large forum right and you spend close to 100% of your posts belittling others. Don't have the balls to talk to people like **** in the real world so have to do it here sad very sad.

Back to the void for me!

“ Time Flies and so do Airplanes ✈️ : A Riggies Tale. 10 Years of not Caring”.

A book written for Monteroy. Wait, that’s not correct.

A book written by Monteroy


FORWARD
“Dedicated to my future wife/husband, whom I will meet in the riggies thread”.

Here is 400 pages of book, on a topic I have not been researching the last 10+ years of my life about. I have thousands of pages of word documents specifically dedicated too, unintentionally, because I don’t care, and have accidentally dedicated thousands of posts and hours too. This book has been rigged together with no love and no care and no RNG. If it has, prove it! In saying this, please note, with zero irony, I have NO interest in writing this book, I have no memory of any of the factual accounts or people in this book (aside from the thousands of word documents saving their posting histories and theories) and I really don’t care about anything I am saying in here. Hope you enjoy. I don’t care if you read this.”

All the Best -

Monteroy

Well Chump,

This book thing seems to really excite you and that other void stalker riggie, so the two of you should collaborate and actually produce this passion project both of you share. Not like either of you actually make any kind of livelihood in this industry, so it is probably a better use of your time as well. You can even get the dozen or more other accounts you have used to post over several years here to help, and when you are done you can tell that other void person who already sends me weird stalky PMs to let me know about the book release.

Hope this helps, I am all about helping people like you when I can, and it shows how meaningful this work is given how it really sticks in all of your memories. Hopefully your little group will visit again in the holidays for some festive cheer. Bring the roulette degen with you at that time, he probably gets lonely that time of year.

All the best.

I practice on a couple of free/play money apps. I play most on "Poker Heat". This app has some pretty wild promo games, especially on the weekends. For example, "Worst hand wins" games or "Red cards only" games, which are fun...but I have a question: Is it possible for the programmers of Real Money sites to program the RNGs to produce certain results in the ranges similar to the play sites, yet still within the rules/ laws AND can that range be programmed, especially to favor whales?

Hi guys,

I am a well-known MTT player but I want to keep my identity unknown. I just want to share my experience with Pokermaster playing 8max NLHE 10/20-40/80 with straddle.

At first I fell in love with Pokermaster, games were ridiculously soft and I made a lot of profits not using any software such as HUD or alphapoker with bot-like realltime GTO assistance.

But then, I think it was this years march or april, the structure (not the game softness itself) totally changed. I have seen since that time more setups and ridicolous boards and actions, I have never seen during 10 years of MTTs on all different sites you can imagine.

Tons of other (smart) regs realized it and have quit over the last past months. All I want to say is, that at first I was laughing at guys saying: Pokermaster is rigged, RNG is rigged whatever is rigged.

BUT this is the first time in my career I can say, I don't wanna play this site anymore even though the enticement of making tons of USD is big.

No matter what you do, you will run breakeven. And my only imaginable theory is the following:

Pokermaster is as you all know a non-real-money poker app. The only way they make money is by selling chips. By keeping players break-even they will maximize their profits because 10% of every cashgame buyin will be taken of your "chips bankroll".

So if they keep you breakeven you have to buy (expensive) new chips to be able to continue to play.

From my point of view this makes sense, and that is also the reason why there are infinit setups, which is hard to take.

I really recommend not to play there!

The shouldn't differ from play money to real money.

You don't need to favor anybody.
You need to take out or reduce the edge.

my initial post got deleted. This makes it even more suspicious that some guys are hidding here information about the RNG.

Not fair at all. I can just warn again everyone here.

Actually, it makes it even more obvious that you have no idea how things work.

and my 2nd post got deleted. I give up.

Duh.

None of your posts have been deleted.

Ok so after years of playing poker online and live and laughing at "rigged soft" threads, I finally gave in ...

to cut the long story short:

- I've been focusing on Turbo STTs on Stars since September

Then I did two things:
- on the 5th of November I contacted PokerStars customer support (live chat) with a request to be excluded from tracking websites
- also on the 5th of November I replied to an automated email from customer support in regards of poker tools and after 12 minutes I received an email reply from an actual person



I believe that on that night, I flagged myself to PokerStars as a winner and got my account rigged because winning regs are bad for business apparently...

Please have a look how dramatically my results changed since the 5th of November 2018.
I know it's only 1500 SNGs but can you just completely unlearn how to win overnight?