This thread is a fun little diversion, nothing more. Some people watch a lot of TV ( I do not). Some people spend hours a day obsessing and debating politics (even if they are not in that industry). You obviously spend a lot of time constructing and debating religion. To each their own. I just found it quite amusing that you thought I was the cynical one, that's all.

I am not in the slightest. I just found it amusing that you behave that way (clearly often as even you indicate) yet lack the self awareness to see what being really cynical is like. My posts here are the equivalent of pro-wrestling (hint, that is not real). Your stuff is genuine to your core, and is quite cynical in nature.


No doubt you have had religion debates with a ton of people and have used this fake concern tactic often, but it is misplaced here. I recognize that nothing said in this thread matters, and add to it that you are a rando that will vanish soon, and it makes it impossible for you to say anything that I have a genuine concern about. Just pointed out how cynical you were, since you were completely oblivious to it.

Everything said by me in this thread is somewhat fake. As I said, it is essentially a pro wrestling thread. People like you do not seem to get it, even when it is slammed over your head like a steel chair, which makes it a bit of extra fun to drive that point home. That being said, you are absolutely doing the correct thing in no longer debating with me, since as you know, you cannot win, so quitting is your best option. Good job recognizing that.

All the best.

LOL i love how you try to brush your massive investment in this thread aside . get a life bud, or go be a speech writer for Ted Cruz or some other fraud haha

and wow my 3 posts on religion that were a response to a post on here get overblown , but your 1000 posts in this one thread are just 'casual free time posts' LOL . how delusional are you? i just want to see one other poster here come forward and back you up lol, i love this thread already

all the best, thanks for the laughs

See how easy it was to get you to post a reply even after you proudly proclaimed you would not reply to me again? That was the point of my mildly trolly post, nothing more, because I recognize this is basically a pro wrestling type thread, and disposable randos like you who actually take these debates seriously make it even more fun to mess with you, particularly when you show that you have zero idea of your surroundings or your place in them, even if they are explicitly explained to you.

Hey, at least you got a LOL from one of your jokes. Hopefully in the future you will get someone else to laugh at it, but baby steps.

All the best.

im sorry lol. ill stop

ive just never seen the most awkward guy in the room try to be the intellectual bully . LOL
keyboard warriors are the best - you must be the life of the party everywhere you go (thats assuming you interact with real people)

i honestly just think your happy someone still reply's to you here - but im still getting to the good part of the thread - the only consistent thing is people constantly telling you how unpleasant you are =) you got stuff to work on bra

all the best lil buddy

dmt4me what is your experience with the health care system when it comes to extended deprivation of oxygen to the brain? I feel we're not giving that enough attention but maybe you feel differently.

oh are you montereys friend?

well i have no experience with that ! but i can tell you ive heard of people trapped in their bodys but fully conscious and that seems like literal hell on earth. whats your take on it? and whats the point

I was just wondering how you got over it.

oh im fine. how are you holding up? must be hard watching your friend get pushed around :/

all the best broseph

Yeah, probably when I let you.

There is no bullying in a riggie thread, as nothing said in here matters at all. Most of the riggies actually get that, and, well, some of the shills do. Kelvis does not, he is more cynical than even you :O.

You keep taking all of this seriously as you try one form of basic personal attack to the other. None of them are particularly creative, and since they come from a rando who will vanish soon - none of them matter, especially in a riggie thread where nothing said matters.


Meh, your stuff has been extremely mundane so far, even with my help trying to get you to take it to the next level of being actually funny or witty or biting. Probably the most insulting thing you said was suggesting Kelvis and I are buddies, and you did not even say that with that intent! Sheesh, people like you always miss their opportunities. Everyone has their limits - yours are kind of low, but that's fine - this thread caters to all, although it helps if you eventually realize that nothing said in it matters.

All the best.

He's been on repeat for years replying to rigtards.

well i havent been here for years - and like i told him i was just getting to the part of the thread where he was getting called out

he called me a 'rando that will vanish soon' like he lives here. how delusional do you have to be to type that on a forum.

i dont agree with the 'rigtards' but i also know what would happen to someone like him in the real world. its pathetic and i called him out on it like others have. its over as far as im concerned. i dont know why you had to pop in with an insult out of nowhere

all the best

Called out for what? Only thing I can remember in that category was when I mocked you for how much you posted after you said you would never post again. If it makes you feel better, you were hardly the first, nor the last to fall for that.


While it is nice that you are leaning on Kelvis' shoulder for emotional support (particularly after the sweet things he said about you), the fact is you are a rando who just created a new account and you are taking things said in this thread seriously for some reason. If you wonder what happens to people like you just ask all the others like you from the past if you can find them, as they have pretty much all vanished. By October you will be eventually replaced by someone else like you, just as I have said to others like you in the past. They protested like you. They vanished.

Not a thing would happen to me, although your ironic chest pumping keyboard warrior posturings may help you think otherwise. You are hardly the first rando to toss around that theory after being butthurt in a thread where nothing said matters, and you will not be the last. Unlike you, I recognize that this thread is a joke, and nothing said in it should be taken seriously. The fact that you cannot process that in your head is your issue. Perhaps your new buddy Kelvis can help you with that emotional difficulty.

The other thing I do always give randos like you is an eventual exit, particularly when it is clear the rando is incapable of recognizing that stuff said in here is essentially a joke. Also, people like you become boring by about this time, so with that in mind I will offer to you what you said to me:

This will be my last reply to you.

The difference of course is that when I say it, it will actually happen, because I realize nothing you say in this thread matters, because nothing said in here matters. I do hope you can at least bring some better heat with your reply to this if you do one. Watching you cozy up to Kelvis was kind of sad. Nobody should have to endure that!

All the best.

I'm pretty sure there have been times that players have had their computers compromised and fallen victim to this at the poker table.

As for the site software being hacked, that's quite a leap. While it's certainly possible for it to happen one day, your post seems to indicate that you believe it's a given that this will happen at some point.

Of course, none of this is the topic of this thread.

Because Poker Stars is by far the biggest site, and thus offers much more opportunity for pros.

This is a really weird reaction to an obvious joke.

i dont have the energy for this kind of stuff mont. i accept what you say. i dont know kelvis except for what i replied to , so that doesnt make me sad at all and i wont bring any heat. gl to you bud

That is a lot of energy to put into this thread overall. Sorry for any rudeness.

I just want beatable, fair USA Online Poker; as far as poker goes. Its not about me.

God exists! He is the one true living God who forgives sin. Don't you want truth if there is truth? (I really want to act more pushy than that and share how I think it is urgent and everything.)

One thing you can do is read a gospel (Matthew, Mark, Luke or John) and ask God to show you His truth.

Rudeness is completely appropriate in this thread, but it helps if it is done in a tongue in cheek manner. You can bring a new light to this thread by sharing how the gospel applies to online poker. Few have tried to merge those topics, so perhaps you can be the one to do that. Here are a few quotes that come to mind for me:

- Encouraging, comforting and urging you to live lives worthy of God, who calls you with his kingdom and flush draw of glory.

- To check raise before listening — that is folly and shame.

- Brothers and sisters, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the Spin and Go for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.

- It is in our weak hands that God makes us strong. So we will always have challenges because it is in those times God wants us to value bet him for strength.

- Thou preparest a 2 outer before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with a bad beat; my chips runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow my racks of high society all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the poker room of the LORD forever.



All the best.

To believe in god you have to be even more gullible than to think poker sites are rigging your 2nl games.

What you lose somebody else wins, doesn't necessary imply that your opponent is a winning player if he is beating you.
It is not just that it has shifted towards different players.
You both could be losing, its not you are losing so somebody else is winning.

No, but let's not take this thread down a derail like that. We have a forum dedicated to such topics already:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/1...-god-theology/

here's something from the gospel of john, paul, george and ringo:

https://youtu.be/ewhEsr-I8w8?t=54s

I said players are cheating other players.

Why would they be rigging any games of any limit ? I mean rig the site and the site is rigged. If the rng is rigged to create certain results then it's rigged for all games all limits. I don't think people think they specifically rig a 2 dollar game.

Some of the best

Montrolling

Online Poker is pretty much dead rofl...

I was having a issue with my tracking software and was looking for a fix via google search.
Got linked to a hacking/coding forum, they had hundreds of threads providing cheating software for online poker...

Gosh, that's hysterical. I actually had to pick myself off the ground as well...so funny.

FWIW, in future you'd probably find answers a lot easier by simply looking in our Software forums. Most major poker software has their own dedicated support thread here.

What does this mean exactly? If you're talking about bots or real-time advice, that's probably true. It doesn't mean poker is dead, but cheating certainly is a problem, as it has been for years. If you mean software that claims to let you see people's hole cards or hack the poker site in some way - LOL.

And of course, none of this is related to the topic of the thread.

Yes Bobo is right (ofc), seatscripts solvers ect, there is even a : How to make a bot thread