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Originally Posted by Monteroy
Since the beginning of November (68 days) I have posted in this thread about 30 times total (each usually taking 2 minutes or less like this one) on 9 or so different days. You can search to do the exact figures for yourself if interested.
However, I completely understand that according to riggie math that 5-10 minutes typing total per day every 4-5 days (for an average of under 1 post every 2 days) equals 24/7 every day. Riggies gonna riggie.
Oh no, no. Who are you trying to fool? It is obvious to anyone that you spend your whole day around these posts. You are constantly reviewing and improving that list of yours trying to make it hilarious and when you receive a notification regarding this thread you start drooling all over your phone like Pavlov's dog. Then you start investigating the new poster, you go through years and years of his posts in order to find a scratch that you can develop and expose. If you don't find it you just pretend you don't know or remember who they are and you proceed to discredit any theory they present in a way that only you think is funny. You craft your '2 minutes' posts by walking around your room giggling and squeaking, rubbing your hands together then you write it. You reread it several times to be sure that you included all your insults and when you are satisfied you jerk off till you are left without cum, then you hit send. From then on it's a torment for you, you keep checking your phone and refresh the page like a maniac waiting for a reply, someone to acknowledge you, to agree with you, a new riggie, a post that could lead to you displaying your biggest achievement, the list.
You read the post that made you reply, then you read your reply, again and again and again. You are proud of yourself, you laugh loudly, 2p2 is so lucky to have you here.
This thread is the only place where you can feel superior you pathetic creature. You go to sleep thinking about it and wake up for it, day after day and year after year.
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Originally Posted by Monteroy
As well, if you want some riggie inspiration (whether you are paranoid as presented or just a weird, uninspiring semi troll) just ask and I will post a nice list of riggies.
Begging for someone to ask for it.
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Originally Posted by Monteroy
If you want to see the riggie list, just ask - you are even a donk at being a riggie/troll.
Just pathetic.
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Originally Posted by Monteroy
Anyway, last chance for you to ask for the riggie list (you would enjoy it)
Wiggling you tail with sad eyes at this point.
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Originally Posted by KemiKings
Whats the riggie list?
HALLELUJAH
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Originally Posted by Monteroy
Glad that you asked.
And let's not forget the riggie commandments...
You are probably the saddest person I have seen on a forum.
Now go check my previous posts, I am the one that invited you to suck my balls and I will gladly do it again.
All the best