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Originally Posted by bcgt178
"What you aren't understanding is I did not access two plus two in the ENTIRE month of march. I don't have any access to a computer besides public ones. I was transferring money for friends and became aware that I couldn't do it anymore because of legal situations. This was in the end of february. I absolutely never posted a thing in the entire month of march. I'm not lying about anything, I never spoke to you a single damn time until several days after all of this came about. I'm trying to figure out everything I can as I do agree that my security is my issue, but I don't know a solution to figuring things out. This situation was made absolutely out of control by you agreeing to send a large sum of money not in pieces to someone you've never dealt with before. I've yet to get your detailed information from merge about IP addresses. I want to see any information you have from them. I tried contacting them for information pertaining to IP's about a week ago and have yet to hear anything back from them."
Email from Hambone I received today at noon. Pathetic.
Hambone, you're not doing very well at this, so I've decided to help out with your story:
I was just about to leave for the National Convention of the secretive Shaggiesnack Political Party (who keep no records and will never admit their existence), when a good friend, a Russian I'd met the week before (while buying steroids), asked if he could stay at my place while I was gone. He also asked me all about which threads interested me on Two Plus Two. I said that he could stay and told him all about my Two plus Two activity, happy he cared so much, and left for (Secret Location I can't reveal for fear of death). When I got back, said Russian (he looked a lot like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle) had left, leaving behind a note that I shouldn't answer telephone or go on Two Plus Two for a while.
I was shocked, absolutely shocked, to hear about the perfidious deeds my good friend had apparently done (he must have discovered my passwords I keep on post-its stuck to my computer) and can only guess he was brainwashed. Have tried to reach him, but is apparently on a secret mission and does not answer my many calls. Good luck getting your money back, and it's all your fault. I am now working hard on the case as a favor to you and will soon be able to explain what IP means. My first clue is that it is very similar to ZIP in zip code. More soon.
that should do it. Just stick to it and don't try to improvise.