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Which bit should I be reading?

I'm waiting for a proper reload bonus, where you actually get $$$ in your back pocket, not free tickets to tournaments and all that kind of stuff.

LOL, which bit? Probably "lefty quartermaster paint carriage honda pliers? swirly stout tragic upstair mythology contest. bedbug cottonwood churchyard helicopter analeptic,"

Perhaps you're not familiar with the term OP, which means Original Post. IE the first post of this thread, which is nonsensical spam. And then the rest of the thread is almost entirely joking around, until a few people last month decided for some reason this was a good place to post real bonus information/questions.

If there aren't better threads for whatever questions or information you have, I'd suggest starting a new thread - much better than posting in a joke thread.

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12-07-2013 , 01:30 AM

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dufusbrain

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Reload coming soon, mehopez! I may have just figured this out.
Tried translating English -> Japanese -> Italian -> English

Judea
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Lavo myrtle appeal carborundum. Kinesthetic back the cup. Returns for lunch?
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Am I on the right track? Those who know, please share!

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12-07-2013 , 01:54 AM

#453

DrewOnTilt

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LOL nice bump!

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12-18-2013 , 05:39 AM

#454

Michman

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grunch: lol autocorrect

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01-20-2014 , 10:21 AM

#455

Gabethebabe

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bumping this thread never gets old

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01-21-2014 , 02:36 AM

#456

anononon

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you make some good points

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02-02-2014 , 06:35 AM

#457

C.Br0wn

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Originally Posted by Gabethebabe

bumping this thread never gets old

or does it?
is this a yearly thing?

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02-03-2014 , 10:20 AM

#458

DrewOnTilt

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Originally Posted by C.Br0wn

or does it?
is this a yearly thing?

This is a forever ongoing yearly never-ending reload March thingy. Analeptics and too return churchyard helicopters will never go away!

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02-10-2014 , 04:18 PM

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Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by C.Br0wn

or does it?

No.

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02-28-2014 , 10:58 PM

#460

DrewOnTilt

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IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!!!

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03-01-2014 , 04:32 AM

#461

manndl

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omg it really happened!
Deposit $100 or more using bonus code ’SUNDAY8’ for a free $55 Sunday Million 8th Anniversary satellite ticket*.

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03-01-2014 , 03:41 PM

#462

Max Cut

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OP delivers once again as promised.

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Originally Posted by Winifred

SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN?

Not any more! The Stars reload MARCH gave me...

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Originally Posted by Winifred

L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic

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03-05-2014 , 12:43 AM

#463

LOLNHDONKWP

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Why are pokerstars going mad on these "allin every hand" bonus tourneys?

Shouldn't they be promoting poker as a skill game, not that kind of thing?

I don't mind as I can still "play" without logging in but it probably doesn't look good for getting a license in America

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03-05-2014 , 11:20 AM

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ShellysAshes

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It gives all players of whatever skill level an even chance of winning, so bonus money that would usually end up in the accounts of good players ends up in the accounts of fish and they generate additional rake.

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03-05-2014 , 06:05 PM

#465

Bobo Fett

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This thread - I don't think it means what you think it means.

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03-06-2014 , 12:43 AM

#466

John Mehaffey

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

This thread - I don't think it means what you think it means.

Does that mean you don't know the bonus code?

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03-06-2014 , 02:01 AM

#467

anononon

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lol

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03-07-2014 , 06:11 AM

#468

Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by Pokeraddict

Does that mean you don't know the bonus code?

kinesthesis mug back, LDO.

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03-07-2014 , 02:41 PM

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DrewOnTilt

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Anyone who posts serious bonus or poker information in this thread is a cyclic deviant winery and should be instabanned from the Internet. Too return lunchtime? Yes, I believe so.

Last edited by DrewOnTilt; 03-07-2014 at 02:41 PM. Reason: Dammit. Missed lunchtime.

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03-13-2014 , 05:05 PM

#470

Gabethebabe

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HOHOHOHOOOOOOOO

(this is Pokerstars.es)

winifred for mod

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03-14-2014 , 01:00 AM

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Hetsis

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Nothing at .eu, lame!

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04-02-2014 , 05:02 AM

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reasonit

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Hi, is a reload bonus coming soon? Heard around April/may it used to be one.

Other question i only have 400$ on my account, thats all my bankroll, so when it would be the best to cashout because if the reload bonus offer comes they used to say if I cashout after that I lose chance to get the bonus. But I only can deposit with this 400$ of course.

But if I cashout now I cannot play.

Is the reload bonus always the same time around April/May, or it could be this weekend or two weeks later? or even in end of May?

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04-02-2014 , 05:57 AM

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Mrtrebus

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They have a reload bonus for scoop every year. Scoop starts May 4th so it will still be a couple of weeks before the reload bonus. (bonus will probably be about two weeks before scoop)