im glad to see my thread has a perfect rating thanks everyon for voting and i dont care why u love this thread just as long as u do

$2000 sounds about right for a used car and college tuition

Well to a 13 year old anyway

dude just a jr college and my dad going to give my mom's car cheap if i help fix it up

danger - Sadly we do not have the same birthday.

I wish to know more about these attempts to look as stupid as possible in an effort to see who can 'rely' dish it out. How exactly does that work?
Please provide details and also some details of this $2k college you are interested in attending.

Also, if you actually do get the used car then you may be able to use those gift-cards at the gas-station.
I'm still curious about this never-purchase-anything bit.
Never buy a soda at the convenience store or a coffee at Starbucks or a $6 Bourbon Chicken meal at the mall food-court?
You're not going to buy your mom a card or something for Mother's Day in a few weeks?
You never spend any money anywhere?

The reason OP has no use for money or other worldly goods...

it will be a while before i get the car. it is community college 500 bucks for 12 hours of clases, and the goverment pays for my books becasuse i have a low level form of autism. ok now to answer your frist question i could make myself look much dumber or even look high in person even when im 100% sober, so this is no were near how dumb as i can make myself look just as dumb as im willing. all u got to do is misspell words as long u still know what u are saying. second u dont give a bleep about gramar and cuss even now and than run ons are the best. and i rely never do purchase anything my the tighest person with money u will ever known.

So you live with your parents, you have no car, and you apparently make no purchases at all and save every dime you accumulate. But you can't afford $500 for college? And you're willing to spend money gambling?

Why do I picture you living in a shack in England with four bedridden grandparents looking for a golden ticket?

wow, this thread makes me nostalgic. Some things in the z00 never change. I'm actually waiting for Granny to weigh in on the topic.

cheers,

Shauna

Legislation forum imo.

500 bucks a semester dude, and if youe would read the whole thread or even just some of it u would alreadly known i was From TEXAS.

well it looks like this is a dead thread if no one else post here by tommorow afternoon i will ask one of the mods to pull the switch and lock it up

Congrats on your 1st readable, and sensible post

congrats on keeping the post alive garbge i was ready to give it the chiar.

I will campaign to the mods that this thread should never be locked.

look bob i kill my threads everytime they no longer get respones or it just gets way out of hand i alreadly made one expectation for this thread. im not willing to make two the expectation i made was the thread has gone way out of hand.

I can only partly decipher what the hell you are trying to say because your English is so horrible but users do not have threads locked. It's not their decision. It's up to the mods.
You can request it of course but just because you started the thread doesn't mean you get to decide what happens to it.
And this thread is so wonderful that I am hoping the mods of this forum determine that it should live FOREVER!!! And I'm willing to campaign for that.

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wat

+1

I have never used the cards, but I remember reading here once that sometimes you have to activate over the phone or on the Internet.

Hey... anyone see that movie Idiocracy? This guy could be from the future where everyone talks that way. He came back in time to spend his gift cards on micro stakes poker.

bump for awesomeness.

danger,

i for one am pulling for three expectations from this thread

this thread is going nowhere it is time to get locked up

This is one of the most popular threads in all of the internets, and I have received more PMs about it recently than any other.

Too many people have put too much thought and time into this thread for it to be locked on your whim.

Of course, if you stop posting in it, it may die a natural death.

In fact, please stop posting in it.

Thank you.

MH

club diamond heart spade

thanks Mike.
You are definitely the awesome.

This thread probably needs to be stickied [but one of those unlocked stickies so we can all continue to make fun of the OP]

That death is going to be old age, Mr. H. Very, very old age.

"Autism is a brain development disorder that impairs social interaction and communication, and causes restricted and repetitive behavior, all starting before a child is three years old."-wiki

if he is being honest,this thread makes me want to vomit.and anyone who still finds this thread funny after this revelation is a low pathetic pos.