(O/T) dangeraw's best thread - Page 5 - Internet Poker

I have no idea what this says, so I can still post in the thread apparently.

Also, earlier in the thread, I was thinking about posting that you could use the gift cards to buy condoms, but apparently you have no need for them.

Maybe you could use them to take a girl out on a date. Nah, probably not.

yea u have no idea what it is because u edited that post to make me look dumb. because u cant think of a good insult on your own so u copy others good for u man moron

04-14-2008 , 05:43 PM

#103

dangeraw

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Originally Posted by GroundFloor

"histroy bluff"???

i call.

u lose sry but i rely do love history

04-14-2008 , 05:46 PM

#104

MicroBob

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

OP makes Greg Olden look like a genius. Not just your everyday ordinary genius, either. More like some supergenius.

As reluctant as I am to admit it this is frighteningly correct.

04-14-2008 , 05:51 PM

#105

dangeraw

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if anyone wants to buy any of the two gifts cards make me offer otherwise dont even post plz make a real offer in the next 72 hours

04-14-2008 , 05:52 PM

#106

NFuego20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

if anyone wants to buy any of the two gifts cards make me offer otherwise dont even post plz make a real offer in the next 72 hours

I offer 120 pesos

04-14-2008 , 05:57 PM

#107

dangeraw

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Originally Posted by NFuego20

I offer 120 pesos

im sorry but i believe i did say serious offers only and i want my money transfer onto stars since that was the whole point and the gift are wroth whole alot more than 120 pesos if i dont sell them. much less than if i do. they both got the full 50 bucks on them.

04-14-2008 , 06:01 PM

#108

prayformojo

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Thirty quatloos on the newcomer.

04-14-2008 , 06:06 PM

#109

MicroBob

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04-14-2008 , 06:07 PM

#110

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danger - Why do you have two gift-cards when you could have just used your first gift-card to buy the other?

04-14-2008 , 07:14 PM

#111

dangeraw

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

danger - Why do you have two gift-cards when you could have just used your first gift-card to buy the other?

because th store wouldnt accpet the first gift card to buy another gift card thats why

04-14-2008 , 07:18 PM

#112

MicroBob

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danger - I'm still fascinated by this concept that you don't need any money to buy anything at all.
You never buy anything?
The only thing you use money for is to gamble?
What do you do with your money if you actually happen to win? Just gamble more and let your parents make every purchase for you?

04-14-2008 , 08:29 PM

#113

Markusgc

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Originally Posted by dangeraw

u edited that post to make me look dumb.

For the record - not edited. No further comment necessary, right?

04-14-2008 , 08:35 PM

#114

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mark - I think more comments are necessary because that's pretty hilarious.
He even thinks his own post is so dumb that it must have been edited but he didn't even notice that it is EXACTLY what he wrote.
Wow.

When he said it was edited I guess I just assumed there was some 'fixed your post' type thing in there that he didn't understand and I just didn't look at it very closely because I was busy searching for 'dumb' images to post in here instead.

Amazing that he accused one of his own verbatim posts of having been edited to make him look dumb.

04-14-2008 , 08:49 PM

#115

loosekanen

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"im 22 guys u lose i dont know how to prove it but isnt not wanting to disapoinent ones parents also fear of the repercussions and the reason im fearful is i would have no where to live if i got kicked out."

[X] This is the best run-on sentence ever
[X] This thread totally delivers

2-1 under the age of 15? **** I wouldn't take that bet for 15-1. Over/Under has to be 13.

I'm sure 2+2 frowns on 13 year-olds on these boards but can we let him stay for a bit longer please? I read this whole thread and it completely made my day.

04-14-2008 , 09:33 PM

#116

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

mark - I think more comments are necessary because that's pretty hilarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markusgc

For the record - not edited. No further comment necessary, right?

No, I meant that I didn't have to say "I didn't edit this, and he looks pretty dumb to me."

By all means, carry on.

04-14-2008 , 10:23 PM

#117

augie_

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroBob

bob,

you seriously haven't figured out the dude is like 12 years old yet? there isn't a single 22 year old who can't use a two $50 gift cards. the dude walked 2 miles uphill in the snow naked to a gas station to spend his whole birthday money on them!

reminds me of when I was about 10 and one of my parents' friends spotted me riding my bike about 1/2 a mile from my house, way outside of my "boundaries." i was soooooooo scared i would be punished but my mom didn't even care.

04-14-2008 , 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by augie_

there isn't a single PERSON who ISN'T TERRI SCHIAVO that can't use two $50 gift cards.

I dun fixeded yer poast.

04-14-2008 , 10:36 PM

#119

Bobo Fett

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroBob

What do you do with your money if you actually happen to win?

Hahahahahaha.

Hahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahaha.

04-14-2008 , 10:41 PM

#120

Eugene21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by loosekanen

I read this whole thread and it completely made my day.

Damn... I thought I could skip to the last page. Now I'm going to have to sink some time into this thread...

04-14-2008 , 11:23 PM

#121

dangeraw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by augie_

dide im a 22 yea there is stuff i could use the 50 bucks on but im a saver not a spender. for the expection of gambling i dont spend my money on anything. if i happen to win it would have to be at least 2000 bucks of a profit to cashout i would probaly get a car and go back to college. and if bigger than 5000 move out.

Last edited by dangeraw; 04-14-2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason: just to add some more things

04-14-2008 , 11:30 PM

#122

dangeraw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by loosekanen

ok i take the bet that im 22 and i will be 23 in october what do u want for proof and when i give u this proff i want 1500 bucks in my stars account. i will not be sending any proof though the mail ,so it must be something i could put on the internet without giving out any personal info.

04-14-2008 , 11:32 PM

#123

MicroBob

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augie - I've met some pretty stupid people in my time. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he really was 22.
Some 22 year olds really do have IQ's of 80 you know. Yet they can still turn on a computer.
It also wouldn't surprise me at all if he was actually 15.