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Originally Posted by roger39
Go to a bar and use the baht to get a lady for the night. Pop your cherry.
OP will
definitely make his mom mad and get kicked out of the trailer, err "house," if she finds out he had relations with a girl's lady-parts.
If he can't buy his parents dinner without them interrogating them about how he managed to do such a thing (I guess they just couldn't believe that he'd ever have money to do that, since all he does is play video games, apparently...), how would he explain his absence for a couple of days and his new-found glow?
I also think that there's a 45% chance that OP is a gimmick account, 45% chance that OP bought the wrong card and a 100% reason to believe that it's in all our best interests to help this young man get his $50 onto PokerStars