Hold on. Wait for it....

We wrote our own code to parse the software.

OMFG?!?!?! You wrote your own code to parse the software??? What did you use? Cold Fusion? C++? Fortran? Basic? What effing difference would it make Hank? Are you thinking you're gonna "catch" us? Shut your hole and work toward a solution. Post your HH's Hank.

You've gone full Tard haven't you Marky Mark.

I'm thinking you could save me time and send me your software. Why should I bother coding something if you already did?

Are you willing to send me your software so I can run it on my hand histories?

HOW ABOUT YOU STFU UNTIL YOU DO "SORT IT OUT???!?!?!"

Less arguing, more proof.

Jesus. Y'all get dumber by the minute.

Oooooh you got me Hank. You really got me. Cause no one could write a simple parsing program to count how many flops and how many flops of the same suit there are in a PokerStars hand history.

And the answer you already know is "Nooooooooooo"

Write your own parser. It ain't hard. And I'm not giving any of you Tards any info about me to trace back...

Good luck with that. I recommend using Ruby on Rails. Rails Rock!

Such a clever tard... He got me... He really got me...

Awwwww. Did Marky Mark realize how dumb his post truly was and now he's feeling bitter???

What a friggin Tard!

Post your hand histories Marky.

I think it is pretty obvious no program exists.

Why are you stone walling Henry's investigation? If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem

ZOMFG!!! HE GOT ME! HE REALLY REALLY GOT ME!

No one could ever write a parsing program to count flops in hand histories!

You are the most clevererest Hank. Keep up the good investigative work.

Get some Hand Histories Hank and post em. Or you STFU!

Oh and should I PM you my phone number and address while we're at it?

did u poast the HHs yet?

ZOMG you are so friggin right! I promise you this. Once the PokerStars scam RNG is outted I will help Hank pursue his investigation. And I won't stop there I will also help OJ pursue the capture of the person that killed his ex-wife.

I didn't say that. I'm an alcoholic with a CompSci degree from the pre-internet days and I could write something if I felt motivated to. I just don't believe you have one.

Open hotmail account with fake info.
e-mail it to dr.henry17@yahoo.ca

How can I possibly trace or find out anything about you?

I couldn't care less if you were a transexual with a Beauty school degree. You knew what the answer was gonna be before you asked the question. And you know how easy it is to write if you have any programming ability whatsoever. So move on Hank. Post some HH's or shut up. Enough of the Encyclopedia Brown routine.

Oh wait I just noticed the "Dr. Henry". Excellent. That did actually make me laugh.

hay jimrob would u mind randomly insulting me too before ur banning?

Here I'll post them one at a time. Is that alright with everyone?

PokerStars Game #20986214843: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/10/06 20:11:46 ET
Table 'Phad V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: 102976 ($438.90 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum ($414 in chips)
Seat 3: itchyfinger2 ($541.80 in chips)
Seat 4: gregy20723 ($804.20 in chips)
Seat 5: kevinn1 ($270.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ajfennewald ($519.10 in chips)
gregy20723: posts small blind $2
kevinn1: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
ajfennewald: raises $8 to $12
102976: calls $12
PokerSkiBum: folds
itchyfinger2: calls $12
gregy20723: folds
kevinn1: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7h 9d 4d]
kevinn1: checks
ajfennewald: checks
102976: checks
itchyfinger2: bets $19
kevinn1: folds
ajfennewald: folds
102976: calls $19
*** TURN *** [7h 9d 4d] [Jd]
102976: checks
itchyfinger2: checks
*** RIVER *** [7h 9d 4d Jd] [Ad]
102976: bets $44
itchyfinger2: folds
Uncalled bet ($44) returned to 102976
102976 collected $85 from pot
102976: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $88 | Rake $3
Board [7h 9d 4d Jd Ad]
Seat 1: 102976 collected ($85)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: itchyfinger2 (button) folded on the River
Seat 4: gregy20723 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: kevinn1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: ajfennewald folded on the Flop

and a few hands later...

PokerStars Game #20986313466: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/10/06 20:15:40 ET
Table 'Phad V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: 102976 ($504.90 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum ($408 in chips)
Seat 3: itchyfinger2 ($494.80 in chips)
Seat 4: gregy20723 ($802.20 in chips)
Seat 5: kevinn1 ($250.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ajfennewald ($523 in chips)
itchyfinger2: posts small blind $2
gregy20723: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
kevinn1: raises $8 to $12
ajfennewald: folds
102976: folds
PokerSkiBum: folds
itchyfinger2: folds
gregy20723: raises $32 to $44
kevinn1: calls $32
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2d 6c]
gregy20723: checks
kevinn1: checks
*** TURN *** [Ks 2d 6c] [2c]
gregy20723: bets $44
kevinn1: calls $44
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2d 6c 2c] [8c]
gregy20723: bets $714.20 and is all-in
kevinn1: folds
Uncalled bet ($714.20) returned to gregy20723
gregy20723 collected $175 from pot
gregy20723: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $178 | Rake $3
Board [Ks 2d 6c 2c 8c]
Seat 1: 102976 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: itchyfinger2 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: gregy20723 (big blind) collected ($175)
Seat 5: kevinn1 folded on the River
Seat 6: ajfennewald folded before Flop (didn't bet)

and then...

PokerStars Game #20986560501: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/10/06 20:25:23 ET
Table 'Phad V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 102976 ($452.90 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum ($525 in chips)
Seat 3: itchyfinger2 ($448 in chips)
Seat 4: gregy20723 ($1068.25 in chips)
Seat 5: jsizzle20 ($394 in chips)
Seat 6: ajfennewald ($507 in chips)
ajfennewald: posts small blind $2
102976: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
PokerSkiBum: folds
itchyfinger2: folds
gregy20723: raises $8 to $12
jsizzle20: folds
ajfennewald: folds
102976: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4d Jd 6d]
102976: checks
gregy20723: checks
*** TURN *** [4d Jd 6d] [6s]
102976: bets $16
gregy20723: folds
Uncalled bet ($16) returned to 102976
102976 collected $24.70 from pot
102976: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26 | Rake $1.30
Board [4d Jd 6d 6s]
Seat 1: 102976 (big blind) collected ($24.70)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: itchyfinger2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gregy20723 folded on the Turn
Seat 5: jsizzle20 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ajfennewald (small blind) folded before Flop

but then...

PokerStars Game #20986736646: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/10/06 20:32:22 ET
Table 'Phad V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: 102976 ($463.60 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum ($537 in chips)
Seat 3: quintiliano ($196 in chips)
Seat 4: gregy20723 ($1068.25 in chips)
Seat 5: jsizzle20 ($400 in chips)
quintiliano: posts small blind $2
gregy20723: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
jsizzle20: folds
102976: folds
PokerSkiBum: folds
quintiliano: calls $2
gregy20723: checks
*** FLOP *** [2s Ts Qs]
quintiliano: checks
pabbblo joins the table at seat #6
gregy20723: bets $8
quintiliano: calls $8
*** TURN *** [2s Ts Qs] [4s]
quintiliano: checks
gregy20723: checks
*** RIVER *** [2s Ts Qs 4s] [6c]
quintiliano: bets $16
gregy20723: folds
Uncalled bet ($16) returned to quintiliano
quintiliano collected $22.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $1.15
Board [2s Ts Qs 4s 6c]
Seat 1: 102976 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PokerSkiBum (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: quintiliano (small blind) collected ($22.85)
Seat 4: gregy20723 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: jsizzle20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

hmmmmmmmm....

And if you don't believe me there were 30 hands played in that random half hour sample and there were 3 flops of the same suit. Please request the hand histories from PokerStars if you do not believe me. 1 out of every 10.

jimrob doesn't take any **** from anyone, that much is clear.

I just don't understand your issue with this. I am giving you a chance to prove your position. If you are right you'll convert me to your cause and I'm a great guy to have on your side. Why would you pass this up?

Hank don't take offense to this but YOU ARE CLEARLY FULL OF CRAP. I don't want people on my "side" I just want the truth. And the truth is PokerStars is a scam site and they are scamming Poker Players.

I love Poker and play all the time in casinos and hate to see this crap being pulled.

Although the one positive side to this is all the tourists that play crap thinking they will hit in the casino. That has been a pretty good windfall for me.

a 2 diamond flop, and the other one is a rainbow flop.

thought u were questioning too frequent monotone flops.

HOLY ****!

Does the guy who **** himself over the 4 hearts on the board know that it can happen with diamonds too!?!

Traditionally, most people require evidence before deciding that something is the "truth", rather than after.

JimRob

Tell you what. Send me the program. If it shows what you claim is true. I'll give you $50k.

I have the evidence. I'm just trying to figure out how to post it. Are you paying any attention Jose?


And Hank this is what I'm talking about. Cmon... "I'll give you 50 thousand dollars"!!! Kid you would have to save your allowance for like 20 years to pay that off. Give it a rest already Hank.

zomg. I'm going to check the 400K hands I played the year and hope that I have a lot of uno suit flops.

one time rigged dealer

lol. this might be the best line in the whole damn thread.