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Originally Posted by pooflinger
this thread should be for riggies only .all you employes for stars and tilt should leave imo
Forum if left to only riggies:
Bucketfoot: I heard about this one guy who cheating another guy. All online poker sites are therefore cheats!
Everyone else: it's true! He proved it with logic!
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Amec: man! I lost 50% of my 80/20s, 75% of my 75/25s, and 100% of my 50/50s. This **** is rigged! And trust me, it was over a big sample.
Everyone else: Are you sure?
Amec: hell yes I'm sure!
Everyone else: that's enough for us! Let's call the poooollliccce? And the UN!
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TK: there world would be a better place if it were all run by america!
Everyone else: (Americans): God bless America!
Everyone else: (non-american): who can we negotiate with? How can we make this happen? We surrender! I wanna grow up to be President!
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Pooflinger: Ummm, I still have nothing useful to add.
Everyone else: It's true! It's rigged! We all agree! Ban online poker! Ban online poker!
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Donko: You know guys, I'm still not sure, what should I do?
Everyone else: Shill! Shill! Go back to Island of Man you sellout!
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Anonymous new riggie: hey guys, I've noticed since we've been more persuasive in convincing people how bad and evil online poker is, that the fish have gone. It's only regs now!
Everyone else: that's the way it should be! They respect our raises! You can't beat a fish, they'll always suckout on you!