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Old 04-03-2009, 03:22 PM   #1451
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In fact, you are, at the moment, the undisputed poster boy for rigtards.
I don't think he has surpassed the level of genius of stephenmeares yet. His mind could see patterns that were too subtle for computer analysis or statistics to detect (a real claim he made).
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:22 PM   #1452
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Now, I will show high praise to this post. If every rigged thread was addressed like this, you would actually be able to nip it in the butt and prolly get away with out an arguement.
Your rigged thread had lots of mature answers for your "question" but somehow you're still back trolling it up with paranoid conspiracies.

In fact, here is my first reply in that thread
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If you believe poker is rigged, tell us why. If we're not convinced, don't get upset about it.

If you want people to agree with you, go here and tell them how great you think this "article is.
Doesn't come across as confrontational iyam.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:24 PM   #1453
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I don't think he has surpassed the level of genius of stephenmeares yet. His mind could see patterns that were too subtle for computer analysis or statistics to detect (a real claim he made).
He and smears remind me of that tall guy in Startrek TNG.

Q.

tk1133 and smears are part of the rigtard continuum.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:25 PM   #1454
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I don't think he has surpassed the level of genius of stephenmeares yet. His mind could see patterns that were too subtle for computer analysis or statistics to detect (a real claim he made).
I guess he can reach Rigtard Nirvana when he gets banned.
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Why when somebody questions the integrity of the game...get verbally bashed and banned?
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:27 PM   #1455
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OK, I see where your going with this. That comment deserves an answer. The UIGEA is expected to be relinquished. Before that could be done, since these operators don't operate inside the USA, we can't come out and endorse or allow somthing we don't know anything about. That's why first, poker as a whole was, evaluated. Poker is now proven to be a game of skill. Let's not confuse that with online poker...I'll leave it there...

What's with the we ****, like you're an insider on the regulation of poker or something.

Dont know what your talking about but the unregulated pre UIGEA days were great even an idiot fish like me could print money.

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Old 04-03-2009, 03:29 PM   #1456
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The rigtardometer seems to have gone off the scale in 2009. I swear we never got this many rigged posts in previous years... What's going on???

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Old 04-03-2009, 03:30 PM   #1457
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I'll leave it there...
Can we hold you to this?

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Old 04-03-2009, 03:34 PM   #1458
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I'm asking you here and now QPW. What and which poker site are you "affiliated" with. Work for? Work with? Hired by? appointed to troll by whom? That question deserves an answer.
Loaded questions are generally not as effective as you may think when you type them, and in fact they show a lack of logical thinking.

Example

Have you stopped sleeping with your sister or not? Well, have you? That question deserves an answer.


No, it does not deserve an answer, it's a flawed question as it assumes something that is not fact. Rigtards tend to rely on tactics like this a lot and it is another reason why they are rarely taken seriously.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:52 PM   #1459
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Well when did i say martians were landing anywhere?
you said we should look for them
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WELL PEOPLE MADE SPECULATION THAT THEIR ARE ALIENS....WE STILL LOOKED! WE LOOKED TO SEE IF WE COULD FIND PROOF THAT THERE WASN'T...WE'RE LOOKING ON MARS FOR WATER TO SEE IF LIFE EXISTED?!
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So somebody that thinks online poker might be rigged, is a useless organism such as a slug or worm?
no, someone who keeps saying that dumb **** over and over but never provides evidence to back it up is useless.
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I used to love playing madden 2008 for ps3, If anybody told me that game sucks and the computer cheats, I would never get this mad....
If an obviously intellectually-challenged person (I know, you don't come across many folks dumber than you, but try to follow along...) kept telling you the only reason you did well at Madden 08 is because it was programmed to make you win, wouldn't you ask them why they thought such a preposterous thing?

And when they didn't give you a good reason, and instead continued to say that it's not your skill that brings you success, but an inside job to give you an unfair advantage is responsible, wouldn't that annoy you?

So, as a reasonable person would do in such a situation, I'm sure you'd ask this sub-human to provide some credible proof for their allegations. However, they respond with "prove it's NOT rigged for you." Would that be a satisfactory reply?

Finally, after this rigtard has displayed a severe lack of common sense while spouting silly fabrications and half-understood rumors, they continue to badger you and anyone else they can find to perpetuate this foolishness. Would you not find that incredibly aggravating?

It's unfortunate you don't have the same skills at seeing patterns as your hero, stephen meares, but that's basically exactly what you've been doing for months here.
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Any nobody has been able to prove this thread right here wrong!
What is there to prove wrong about this thread? I've said before that reading comprehension isn't something you should brag about. "Your proving my point." (sic)
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Gimtards are so predictable....
what could that term even mean?
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:07 PM   #1460
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Do you do this at the E-Harmony forums as well? Wait for somebody to say that E-harmony is rigged b/c they put up fake pictures and profiles of guys looking for other guys. Then your the hero that comes to the rescue and informs everybody that those claims out outrageous and you've met plenty of men on there...?
the reason this is ******ed is because even if I felt there was some nefarious plot behind e-harmony, I would just not use their services. that would be the end of it. perhaps in casual conversation I'd mention it when appropriate to my acquaintances, but I wouldn't make a crusade out of it.

but you, on the other hand, think online poker is rigged and for some reason you've appointed yourself the hero to bring the conspiracy to light. why? what is there for you to gain? do you think there will be a monetary reward? perhaps a parade or statue in your honor? a park or roadway named after you?

I saw you bragging about how apt this example you provided was. Unfortunately, it's fairly worthless, kind of like your existence.
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:30 PM   #1461
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but you, on the other hand, think online poker is rigged and for some reason you've appointed yourself the hero to bring the conspiracy to light. why? what is there for you to gain? do you think there will be a monetary reward? perhaps a parade or statue in your honor? a park or roadway named after you?.
Pretty sure he is just caught in a must have the last word battle with you at this point.

I know I would not want to set the betting line on that
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:37 PM   #1462
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Pretty sure he is just caught in a must have the last word battle with you at this point.
personally, I suspect that he's a shill for the Brick & Mortar Casinos and doesn't want folks playing online. I base that on his numerous insinuations about impending regulation and his overall tone discouraging new players.
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:59 PM   #1463
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why doesnt everyone concede its rigged so the rigtards can gtfo?
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:12 PM   #1464
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personally, I suspect that he's a shill for the Brick & Mortar Casinos and doesn't want folks playing online. I base that on his numerous insinuations about impending regulation and his overall tone discouraging new players.

Seriously, take a step back and take a deep breath. You just genuinely assumed that other guy was a shill. Who usually does that assumption?

He's just a routine below average guy who uses routine flawed methods of deduction ie: a rigtard, and a fairly mundane one at that.

Let it go already.
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:21 PM   #1465
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Seriously, take a step back and take a deep breath. You just genuinely assumed that other guy was a shill. Who usually does that assumption?

He's just a routine below average guy who uses routine flawed methods of deduction ie: a rigtard, and a fairly mundane one at that.

Let it go already.
Markus was joking.
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:28 PM   #1466
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Markus was joking.
By the 100th post of that type it gets a bit hard to tell.

Seriously.
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:48 PM   #1467
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why doesnt everyone concede its rigged so the rigtards can gtfo?
If only it were that easy. That would be like throwing gasoline on a bonfire.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:04 PM   #1468
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personally, I suspect that he's a shill for the Brick & Mortar Casinos and doesn't want folks playing online. I base that on his numerous insinuations about impending regulation and his overall tone discouraging new players.
This is so laughable because you are a well known shill for the Hard Rock in Florida. How many bbvs have you posted where your 10xbb preflop raise with aces was called by J8s and you won? Lots.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:07 PM   #1469
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By the 100th post of that type it gets a bit hard to tell.

Seriously.
yeah, I have that problem a lot in general. kind of like in The Simpsons episode "Homerpalooza" ...

Disaffected youth #1: Here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Disaffected youth #2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Disaffected youth #1: I don't even know anymore.
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If only it were that easy. That would be like throwing gasoline on a bonfire.
Ya know, I've tried that exact method before but got basically a gas on fire result.

tk is just another in a long line of attention-seeking trolls, kind of like that jerk steven meares on the Golden Tee forums. Just being contrary for the sake of creating a stir.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:11 PM   #1470
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This is so laughable because you are a well known shill for the Hard Rock in Florida. How many bbvs have you posted where your 10xbb preflop raise with aces was called by J8s and you won? Lots.
The biggest beat I've posted consistently regarding live poker is having to listen to the raspy mouth-breathing and grade-school level of reasoning/conversation of the drooling mongoloids with whom I share the table.

It's players like tk who hold up the already unbearable pace of live play by asking for the deck to be washed twice per dealer, keep changing seats because the guy who left it was lucky and think that because two other ******s won with a hand like 92 or 94 in the last hour or so that "Nines are hot today!"
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:15 PM   #1471
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i got a gold chain
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:54 PM   #1472
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I'm a shill for casino's? lol. First I was steven meeres, then I was some delusional rigtard, now I'm a shill for casino's? My unlce is in the United States House of Represenatives.
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:10 PM   #1473
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Stage #xxxxxxxxxx Tourney ID XXXXXXXXXX Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 100 - 2009-04-03 20:03:38 (ET)
Table: 28042138 (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealer
Seat 3 - HIGH BLUFF M (3255 in chips)
Seat 6 - AJCOPP0730 (3980 in chips)
Seat 7 - DAVEBIGBALLS (495 in chips)
Seat 8 - DUGGAN5750 (3305 in chips)
Seat 9 - HERO (2465 in chips)
HERO - Posts small blind 50
HIGH BLUFF M - Posts big blind 100
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO[5c 5d]
AJCOPP0730 - Folds
DAVEBIGBALLS - Folds
DUGGAN5750 - Calls 100
HERO - Calls 50
HIGH BLUFF M - Raises 300 to 400
DUGGAN5750 - Folds
HERO - Calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3h 10h 4c]
HERO - Checks
HIGH BLUFF M - Bets 300
HERO - Raises 700 to 700
HIGH BLUFF M - Calls 400
*** TURN *** [3h 10h 4c] [Jd]
HERO - All-In 1365
HIGH BLUFF M - Calls 1365
*** RIVER *** [3h 10h 4c Jd] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HIGH BLUFF M - Shows [Qd Kh] (king high)
HERO - Shows [5c 5d] (Three of a kind, fives)
HERO Collects 5030 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(5030)
Board [3h 10h 4c Jd 5h]
Seat 3: HIGH BLUFF M (big blind) HI:lost with king high [Qd Kh - P:Kh,P:Qd,B:Jd,B:10h,B:5h]
Seat 6: AJCOPP0730 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: DAVEBIGBALLS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: DUGGAN5750 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: HERO (small blind) won Total (5030) All-In HI5030) with Three of a kind, fives [5c 5d - B:5h,P:5d,P:5c,B:Jd,B:10h]

this is how bad i am at poker playing a 100 dollar sng
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:37 PM   #1474
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He's probably the guy who called Barney Frank "Barney ***".
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:59 PM   #1475
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I would like to hear from anyone who has played 500,000k on Bodog and Pokerstars who feels the rng is the same
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