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Old 02-07-2010, 04:04 AM   #13151
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Re: Stars Is Rigged For AA vs KK

Were you playing at 6-max or full ring tables?
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:12 AM   #13152
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Why not just make it AA vs AA?
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:19 AM   #13153
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God willing. All they are doing is figuring out how God did it. When you are saying fancy book learning you are implying that these people are smart and reading the Bible makes you dumb.

I mean seriously should I have faith in people who don't even have the judgment to put on an outfit that isn't a complete disaster.

Your arrogance and lack of fear is what I hope God targets. If you had any fear of God you wouldn't type "fancy book learning" and make fun of people that believe in God. When you are "crushed in the wine press of God's wrath"REV you will regret being so arrogant.
Stop making us reasonable believers look ridiculous by association with people like you. TY
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:20 AM   #13154
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I don't have the databases to prove it though.
I am Jack's lack of surprise...
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:40 AM   #13155
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Stop making us reasonable believers look ridiculous by association with people like you. TY
Reasonable how? You don't want to see these people who tarnish God crushed? I would love it. As a matter of fact I would love to see the look on one of those smug atheists faces when it happens. I don't want to see them suffer for the sake of suffering. As a matter of fact I feel bad for them.
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:41 AM   #13156
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I am Jack's lack of surprise...

You really should deghey your responses.
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:43 AM   #13157
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OP, you're dumb if you think it doesn't happen much in tournaments, I see it all the time.
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:52 AM   #13158
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What do you think the demographic is of those on the internet who confidently swagger and suggest to others how badly they need to get laid?
No swaggering confidence.

But seriously bro, you really do wanna get yourself laid. At least once, FFS.
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:56 AM   #13159
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Reasonable how? You don't want to see these people who tarnish God crushed? I would love it.
Dont you have a plane you need to fly into a building or something? God will love seeing the non believers crushed. Or do you plan on just trolling here and crushing everyones buzz??
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Old 02-07-2010, 05:04 AM   #13160
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I'm pretty observant and I notice these types of things
OP, this does not help your rogged case.

fwiw you are being mocked because like basically every rigged thread you are have no evidence of any merit to back up your claims and posting further about it or trying to convince people who know more the relevant of sample sizes than you do wont help you at all. it will however provide entertainment to others until this thread gets locked or merged with the rogged thread.

edit: or maybe you are just paranoid?
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28...thread-704010/

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Old 02-07-2010, 06:36 AM   #13161
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Haha I'm subscribing to this thread!! Pure comedy value
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:07 AM   #13162
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I watched an interesting documentary about Internet freedom last night on BBC 2. There was a particulary interesting part about the Chinese government being so afraid of people posting their ideas and complaints that they employ 300,000 "50 centers" who post comments on the internet in forums/blogs defending the party line and attacking anyone who criticises, in return for this they recieve $.50(or yen) cents for every post/blog hence the name 50 centers.

Does this sound familiar to anyone to anyone who follows this thread?
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:10 AM   #13163
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I found a perfect personification of the likes of Monteroy and qpw,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY

The laser bolts being rigged posts of course.
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:18 AM   #13164
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Dont you have a plane you need to fly into a building or something? God will love seeing the non believers crushed. Or do you plan on just trolling here and crushing everyones buzz??
With all due respect, it is my thread. I don't mean the non believers. I mean the people who are totally against God. Who say negative things and mock Jesus.

Let's say you don't believe in Jesus. I don't see anything wrong with that. But to make fun of Jesus or to mock Him is the part I can't understand. If you were to take the time to really look at the type of things he was saying even if the guy wasn't God his message was positive. It wasn't like the guy was telling people to be awful to each other. He was telling people to help the poor people. He never once acted all high and mighty. As a matter of fact he avoided mingling with the people of stature and wealth and praised the lowest people and tried to help them.

The Pharisees in the bible remind me a lot of the way the atheists are. The Pharisees knew the Law cold. They were the most dedicated. They were extremely pround of that dedication. They loved their knowledge and it made them unwilling to humble themselves. Jesus kept testing them. In the end it wasn't the most knowledgeable that were faithful but the people who had already been humbled and broken down by life.

It's not something in your mind it's something in your heart.
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:22 AM   #13165
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RGT

<= that way.

And the people the Pharisees resemble are the "christians" of today.
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:35 AM   #13166
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RGT

<= that way.

And the people the Pharisees resemble are the "christians" of today.
Yes I know where it is. Yet you type something about my post yet dimiss my post at the same time by telling me where that forum is.

Yes the Christians of today are misguided also. If that makes you not believe because some idiot right winger is telling you how rock and roll is bad then that sucks.

These right wingers do not represent Jesus. I'm just sticking up for the message and that's all I am doing. Only Jesus represents Jesus. If you still think it's complete bs after reading what he was saying then so be it.

I remember when I went to church when I was growing up they were telling me I couldn't listen to rock music for whatever reason. I realize now that these guys have an agenda and I really don't understand where it comes from. I think they do a lot of harm because none of that stuff is at the core of the message.
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:53 AM   #13167
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If only Jesus represents Jesus, yet he never wrote anything down, how do you know what he said or taught?
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:20 AM   #13168
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God willing. All they are doing is figuring out how God did it. When you are saying fancy book learning you are implying that these people are smart and reading the Bible makes you dumb.
no it doesnt make people dumb ... but it made u dumb, if u werent already before


why are we speaking with this fundamental moron ?
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:37 AM   #13169
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I once like got AA 2 times in a row. Hacked the site yo.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:44 AM   #13170
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I watched an interesting documentary about Internet freedom last night on BBC 2. There was a particulary interesting part about the Chinese government being so afraid of people posting their ideas and complaints that they employ 300,000 "50 centers" who post comments on the internet in forums/blogs defending the party line and attacking anyone who criticises, in return for this they recieve $.50(or yen) cents for every post/blog hence the name 50 centers.

Does this sound familiar to anyone to anyone who follows this thread?

Only to paranoid people looking for conspiracies.

I have been extremely open about why I post here and my involvement in the poker community in terms of play.

I post here as a hobby to make fun of silly paranoid riggies like you, and once in a while I mix it up by making fun of the "shills" who talk as if they play a lot but realistically play even less than the microstakes riggies like yourself. Often times though I do infuse some genuine advice, albeit coated with a bit of arrogant sarcasm.

I don't even get paid 50 cents for all of that, I do it for free, so when you create an elaborate paranoid conspiracy theory of "shill behavior" for my posts, my initial reaction is to laugh and then offer some fake sympathy for your inability to beat poker, and then offer some fake admiration for the fact that at least you quit something you could not beat.

Get it yet? I am just being a bit of a jerk to you and a selection of others when you and they kind of deserve it, because in the context of a thread like this that is a fun diversion from the grind. Nothing more, nothing less.


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I found a perfect personification of the likes of Monteroy and qpw,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY

The laser bolts being rigged posts of course.
Seriously - you just found the "Star Wars" kid? I realize your riggie theories are extremely outdated, but even your internet awareness is years out of date. What's next for you? Perhaps "are your base are belong to us" references.

This is why I picked on a few of the "shills" for a bit. Even you hard core riggies really stink at the fun aspect of this thread.

All the best.
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Old 02-07-2010, 08:50 AM   #13171
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Does this sound familiar to anyone to anyone who follows this thread?
It sounds to me like the people who came on here claiming that all the other online poker sites were rigged, and were subsequently found to be promoting a new online poker site that claimed to be different.
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Old 02-07-2010, 09:18 AM   #13172
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Only to paranoid people looking for conspiracies.

I have been extremely open about why I post here and my involvement in the poker community in terms of play.

I post here as a hobby to make fun of silly paranoid riggies like you, and once in a while I mix it up by making fun of the "shills" who talk as if they play a lot but realistically play even less than the microstakes riggies like yourself. Often times though I do infuse some genuine advice, albeit coated with a bit of arrogant sarcasm.

I don't even get paid 50 cents for all of that, I do it for free, so when you create an elaborate paranoid conspiracy theory of "shill behavior" for my posts, my initial reaction is to laugh and then offer some fake sympathy for your inability to beat poker, and then offer some fake admiration for the fact that at least you quit something you could not beat.

Get it yet? I am just being a bit of a jerk to you and a selection of others when you and they kind of deserve it, because in the context of a thread like this that is a fun diversion from the grind. Nothing more, nothing less.




Seriously - you just found the "Star Wars" kid? I realize your riggie theories are extremely outdated, but even your internet awareness is years out of date. What's next for you? Perhaps "are your base are belong to us" references.

This is why I picked on a few of the "shills" for a bit. Even you hard core riggies really stink at the fun aspect of this thread.

All the best.
Yes of course you continually post page long essays over a 877 page thread debunking what you dub "riggedologists" because you think its fun.

Nice try.

What do you get paid per post?
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Old 02-07-2010, 09:42 AM   #13173
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Yes of course you continually post page long essays over a 877 page thread debunking what you dub "riggedologists" because you think its fun.

Nice try.

What do you get paid per post?
Given the dribble that you type out, it's hardly credible for you to complain about other people posting lengthy diatribes.
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Old 02-07-2010, 09:52 AM   #13174
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Yes of course you continually post page long essays over a 877 page thread debunking what you dub "riggedologists" because you think its fun.

Nice try.

What do you get paid per post?
As I said before, zero, but don't let transparent reality get in the way of your theories.

If there is anything I can do to help you develop and foster your paranoid delusions further let me know as I am all about helping people like you, and frankly making paranoid people even more paranoid is fun.

By the way, sorry you could not beat a simple game. You have my sympathies.

Woo, I just made me another 50 cents. Cha-ching!

All the best.
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Old 02-07-2010, 10:41 AM   #13175
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It sounds to me like the people who came on here claiming that all the other online poker sites were rigged, and were subsequently found to be promoting a new online poker site that claimed to be different.
That's kinda lame. I'm promoting my new site, but let me hide that and just try to destroy my competition (at 50 cents/post).

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