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Originally Posted by Rounding4Rent
Here is my theory of "timing"
very uplifting.. thank you
monteroy you realize this is an internet poker forum right?
Absolutely, and this thread is where they jam all the guys on soapboxes together who never actually prove anything.
This is also why 99% of the time my posts in this thread are quite tongue in cheek with lists of riggedology commandments, Lizard people etc. I realize your "timing" theory is your life's work and it has a deep meaning to you, but to the rest of the world it is just another variation of all of the theories and bad beat stories that hundreds before you have whined about.
Do you openly believe everyone's theories as well? The entropy theory. The mafia theory. The seating by location theory. The big stacks win too much theory. The small stacks win too much theory. The cash out curse theory. The bonus clearing curse theory. The RnG manipulation to help fish theory. The house bot filling half the tournaments theory. This can go on and on.
Yours is the "timing" theory, and while you have spent more effort creating a much larger manifesto of your imagined world, the fact is it is just one (albeit a more colorful one) of an assortment of wild, often times conflicting theories about the mystical shadowy world you believe exists.
So while I will go back to having fun with this thread by playing along, annoying various paranoid people about their theories and helping them construct more theories about my dark, shilling ways, once in a while a reality check is needed which is what my last couple of posts were about.
Reality is as I stated - many people in many ways do a lot of constructive things that benefit all of the players in the online gaming industry. I mentioned a few, but there are a ton more who do ACTUAL work to root out the "bad guys" whether those bad guys are insiders in a poker room, or players.
Guys like you do absolutely nothing useful to making the industry any better. You waste a lot of time and effort with your intricate theories that you can describe in complete detail, yet are somehow unable to prove, and you never actually present any verifiable statistical data that backs your theories. At most we get cherry picked hands/charts or a vague conclusion that "it is impossible to detect."
The risk guys like you present is that you waste the time of those who are doing actual constructive work to ensure that the games are as fair as possible if they get distracted by you. Otherwise you are as Douglas Adams would say "mostly harmless."
You are free to believe whatever you like, but you cannot or will not be taken seriously as a force of change, because you never actually do anything. Sure, guys like Scooper who could not beat the game and want validation will love yours or any rigged theory as it mocks an industry they hate (due to their failure), but in terms of any real impact there is none.
You just whine about the cruel evil world that is conspiring against you. Go to Walmart, buy a set of discounted testicles, and do some work and then show actual verifiable data analysis if you ever want to be considered something other than a complete joke.
And now, back to the program...
Wow, timing effects, that sounds so cool. How exactly does that mesh with cashout curses and big stacks winning too many all ins and is the mafia behind it all? I'd love to hear your thoughts on these important matters. Perhaps I can add a commandment to the list if I am duly impressed.
All the best.