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Originally Posted by PokerPlayer66
Just logged onto 888, and look, another nice river surprise! Inb4 raise turn, the point here is that villain is outdrawing me on the river AGAIN despite been a 90% dog.
Let's have fun and analyze how you played this fine hand.
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Originally Posted by PokerPlayer66
888 Poker - $0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 70.75 BB (VPIP: 76.92, PFR: 38.46, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 27)
SB: 31 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 4)
Hero (BB): 100 BB
CO: 30.75 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 4)
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A Q
You got dealt a premium hand! You are entitled to win it. Your plan? You have AQ so you should win! Who needs to think more then that when you get dealt a top 10% hand.
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Originally Posted by PokerPlayer66
fold, BTN calls 1 BB, SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero raises to 4 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, SB calls 3 BB
A power raise to 16 cents ( oops I mean 4 BB). Shockingly this does not get folds, almost as if people have no respect for the extra 12 cents they need to invest to see a flop.
What was your plan this hand? It was to win because you feel you have the best hand pre-flop.
What range of hands would these guys call your raise? Who cares! You have AQ after all.
Will you care about building an awkward size pot (in terms of BB) out of position to one of the two loose players with AQo? Nah, you have AQ so you should win! Why worry about what you will do on later streets since you have a monster.
Not the best flop, but you were dealt AQ preflop so who cares about what the flop is, or what your opponents might have, and since you showed aggression you will follow it up with , um, calling I guess with your nut pair draw. Who cares what the guy who is betting might have anyway, you have AQ!
What is the plan on later streets? Who cares, you still have AQ! No doubt though if you hit your top pair draw you will pounce and make them pay!
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Originally Posted by PokerPlayer66
Turn: (16 BB, 2 players) Q
SB bets 2 BB, Hero calls 2 BB
Bingo! You hit your top pair draw!!! Look at that horrid tiny bet by the SB, you will make him (and potentially the other player) pay by, um, calling I guess?
I know, you were "trapping" and hoping the other player would raise or something. He folded, but that is fine because now you will make your opponent pay on the river or something! WHo cares anyway, you have AQ that got to be a top pair so parades are currently being planned in your honor.
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Originally Posted by PokerPlayer66
River: (20 BB, 2 players) 5
SB bets 10 BB, Hero calls 10 BB
What is going on here! It is as if the opponent did not respect and fold to your call on the turn. He is betting big, and of course everyone knows that when weak players do this betting line (small , small, big) they have what they believe to be the nuts on the river, so the odds are that the river improved his hand, but who cares since you were dealt AQ and got top pair on the turn, you are entitled to win this hand, what the opponent may have does not matter at all.
No shock it did improve his hand. One of the common approaches players take with marginal or drawing hands vs calling station donks is bet small until you improve then bet big, but you were probably just creating a fake table image by being that type of donk, or something.
Anyway, you got dealt AQ preflop and were entitled to win that hand (in your mind) by your aggressive calling on every street post flop, so to triple merge your range you call again on the river and when the opponent shows with a better hand (after you
never put him in a position to need to fold post flop by raising) you screamed how rigged it was since you played it perfect!
I like how the opponent bet 10 BB when up to that point both of you had only put in 8 BB each. He also bet the flop when he was ahead, while you did not when you got ahead on the turn, so at the end of the hand he bet 12 BB when ahead, and you raised 3 BB when you were ahead pre-flop. You can write the book featuring that hand "Poker by Dummies."
I am very happy you posted that hand because until you did I had literally no idea you were
that bad at poker.
Keep up the good work, and remember it is a massive conspiracy, not your (hard to say this last word without laughing) skill... I really wish I could find that video that was posted on 2+2 recently in a thread I cannot remember of the guy screaming JUSTICE JUSTICE when his AA rivered to win a 40 cent pot (after he played it about as badly as you would have), but a few searches did not yield the result.
This was fun. You really do suck at poker. Keep playing, I like the nanostake tilt crazed whiny downward spiral you are experiencing, so keep at it and post more horribly played hands on a site you think is cheating you!
All the best.
P.S. I dare you to post that hand with your commentary about it (as posted in this thread) in the nano stakes strategy forum to see the replies (likely more polite) you get that you will pretty much ignore.
Last edited by Monteroy; 12-16-2013 at 11:37 PM.