Having read the above I've seen the light and am cashing out and turning to scratch cards to earn a living.

0A9F 33E7 2148 AA95 01CE D479

With top pair!!!

I've seen some videos from this guy and they are hilarious fwiw.

I can confirm that on PokerStars, the deck is shuffled and set before the cards are dealt out.

This smells like a gimmick that's trying waaay too hard.

If it isn't, it's sad. Not surprising, but sad.

fesease and imboseal were my favourites, and the ones that tip this towards an overplayed gimmick.

Good to see Bobo doubling up as the "sileye spellcheck" gimmick account.

I don't usually bother, especially in this thread, but the last two I mentioned were too funny to go unmentioned IMO.

would make a good name for a laxative

Seriously, I decided to start playing at pokerstars 3 days ago, Im up about 800 dollar within a week of grinding 6,50$ and 12$ sng at FTP of course so now and than a bad beat happens, happens and im moving on.

Stars is just the most absolute ****ing jokesite or any place whatever I played poker on, The players overall just ****ing fail 9 out of 10 people dont even know what the fk they're doing shoving with the most ridiculous hands and get paid off time after time after time. First i just kept thinking alright this 2 or 1 outers happen im holding AA someone else holds KK K73 board stuff like that happens now i am moving on played about barely 100sng's and i swear the other beat was even worse than the previous one it;s just absolute ****ing madness, people with 97 suited shoving on a 924 mixed board when you hold KK any **** like that and they simply hit another 9 or 7 every ****ing time, I counted how many bad beats i had and over 100 games 40 times I got knocked out with beats like that, I play the exact same way like FTP i grind my way up easyly there also sometimes a bad beat so now and than, but pokerstars just tops the absolute ****ing madness of online poker, no wonder Youtube or any other forum sites are filled in with PS is rigged unreal beats all that other ****

am i clearly talking ********? or do other people also seem to be having this problem? I meen FTP is just less more BS than PS imo, I just cashed out 200 bucks and im really never gonna login that ****ing site again.

Never ever did poker make me tilt but this site just brings fkn madness out of my arse, its ****ing bs

ftp = way less bad beats and bs stuff

even holland poker iPokernetwork is better than pokerstars, and holland poker is about the most pathetic mongolian site you can play on i thought..

i loled

LOL.... epic tilt-rant.

cool story, bro

Reading my own post even makes me lol, But seriously the ****ing beats at stars are way uglier than at FTP.

Being where he lives, dude needs to go to local "coffee shop" and chilllll.

lol puff puff pass all that shyt isnt working bro

HU 10.50 Dollar MTT. A7 Preflop raise 300 blinds 50/100 guy calls flop 327
I bet 500 guy calls Turn is A I bet the pot guy shoves all in shows 54 suited.

Complete BS.

das pokah

If you do some searching you will find people just like you who start threads, however they say that the beats at Tilt are far worse. Arrange to meet one of those guys to give him "high five" and see if the world cancels you both out as a result.

Better luck

Here's what you do...

E-mail support and tell them your story, a full refund and some 'thank you' bucks will probably be forthcoming right away... oh, allow 24-48 hours for a reply...
Either that or e-mail Howard Lederer, I'm sure he'll get something done for you.

Monteroy,

why should HumanChamp care about other guys' experience? He is who matters to himself after all. And besides, it's perfectly logical for FTP to doomswitch some people while PS doomswitches others. I hear FTP hates Scandis e.g.

Clearly this is your true and sustainable winrate.

gg more for us.

I agree with him.
Totally extrem LAGS ( 75/25/8 ) are winning 5-6 bis in a session ( NL10 9 max. )
It's strange the stupid fishes ( 80/4/1 ) win the huge pots not the good LAGs.
It's quite interesting when I hit a personal all-time high then a quite large downswing happens on PS. It's already happened 4 times ( 50+ % ).
I use 2 logins and used to switch login when I'm in a bigger loss in one of them. Fortunately it used to work.
I'm a BB/100:1.5 player but suffered today a 9 bi loss in 1,5k hands.
You say variance.
I say ****** Jokerstars...