just been researching and went to UIGEA.net,

The Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act or better known as the UIGEA was signed into law on October 13, 2006. The UIGEA objective was to stop the transfer of funds from any USA financial institution to a online gambling websites, etc etc

check the first post on this page, now he/she is a true believer -

While I do agree completely that poker is a game of \"skill\". However, online poker is no such thing. Online poker is a game of luck, online poker sites are completely rigged in favor of enforcing betting to increase rakes. Sites that do this include full tilt poker, poker stars, and absolute poker. Many of which are forbidding American players, this is a great thing in all honesty. A random number generator, used in online poker cannot possibly replicate real world situations. I support restricting online gambling in America 100%.

That person can barely handle writing out sentences that make any sense.

I'd like too see a site "enforce" betting.

I find this hilarious. It couldn't happen to a more ignorant muppet.

Oh, you also might be overplaying your AK hands. Wait why am I talking? The odds that this even actually happened at all is next to nothing.

I think that was posted here by mistake.

The poster was actually writing a book on English Language and included an example; "An illustration of bad sentence structures", here, by mistake.

Now come on, be fair, if he really got AK or KK for 25 consecutive hands I think it's a pretty fair bet that the site is rigged.

Ummmm....



try again...

heh yeah even I knew that one was a level, wiki forgot to turn on the sarcasm detector today

What's that Internet law that says you can't parody some things because their proponents are so extreme there's no way you can overstate their case?

Poe's Law.

To give you an idea of how hard it is to spot a parody of a rigtard, when I saw the two posts above that informed me I'd been caught by a level, I immediately assumed it was the person posting about losing 25 AK/KK all in pre-flops rather than the modified graph.

I'm bookmarking this gem for later

what i like most about it wiki,
is that it is the first comment on there, below all the info...
and they havent wiped it

Not just wrong, wrong twice.

Online poker is rigged because I had AA, he had 77, and he hit trips on the flop. I lost.

per one of the threads from the poes law link -

Dr. Lisle believes the Bible to be true, not because one thing it says is true, but because it is the Word of God, and God cannot lie (Hebrews 6:18). If it isn’t true, then what makes you think truth exists? Truth exists because God exists and God is truth (John 14:6). If you deny God’s Word, which comes with the authority of God Himself, then truth (and for that matter logic, science, morality, knowledge, etc.) would become meaningless, which would mean your email is meaningless—by your own standard.

or put another way

Rigards believes the Rigard belief to be true, not because one thing they say is true, but because it is the Word of the Rigard, and Rigards cannot lie (Book of Rigards 6:18). If it isn’t true, then what makes you think truth exists? Truth exists because Rigards exist and Rigard is truth (Book of Rigards 14:6). If you deny the Rigard's Word, which comes with the authority of Mr. Rigard Himself, then truth (and for that matter logic, science, morality, knowledge, etc.) would become meaningless, which would mean your thoughts are meaningless—by your own standard.

It's impossible to tell if this is real or parody without checking Yoshi's other poasts.

Check Here for a clue.

jeeezz,
he is running bad isnt he?

So by your standards....Atheists are non-believers because they have seen proof that divine elements don't exist. (?)

The true argument is that your belief that online poker is "all holy" is based upon faith. Faith built upon the foundation that "no evidence" has been brought forward to prove otherwise.

Pertaining to faith, society doesn't promote and encourage "non believers," but for their own personal reasons, some do emerge. Believing what we our told, rather what we see and experience is an ideology that society no longer accepts.

Do I see a rigged deal? -I honestly couldn't say, that's a matter of perception.

Do I see a legit deal? - I honestly couldn't say, that's a matter of perception.

There isn't enough conclusive evidence to say one way or another.

With that said, I could spin your synthesis to make you appear just as foolish...

....Yarbles is a maniacal inbreed tho....That I do know for a fact...

No.

Atheists are non-believers because they have no Evidence that any deity exists. That is not the same thing at all.

There is not one scrap of evidence that points to a god so I think there probably is no god.

There is not one scrap of evidence that points to the deal being rigged so I think the deal probably isn't rigged.

Do you see the consistency there?

There isn't enough conclusive evidence to say for certain one way or another.

However, the lack of any evidence taken together with the vast number of people playing who have the ability to examine their hand histories and the ability of a fair number of those to perform the necessary analyses leads to the logical conclusion that the deal is very probably not rigged.

Sir, you have managed to knock fail way out of the park. The game is over for you.

Caught me, damn.

Am I at religion forum?

Poker is rigged because I had 1st losing day after a while. That could not happen without poker being rigged.
Lost 4 times today full-house vs full-house.

But in reality - It should have happaned and beats in short sample size will happen.

not mine tk,
i just copy and edit per poe law link
it doesnt take much to make me appear foolish mate,
as to your answer wot he said

Verily I say unto you:

No.

And may God have mercy on your cards.

I was attacking the example, not the RNG. I have no problem with the RNG's. It’s the rogue employee's and hackers I have issues with. But, back to the topic....

See you have it backwards...as you know, a "Cause" precedes an "Effect,"(Cause and Effect) not the other way around.

The realms of religion, whether comprehended by humans or not, existed before our creation...(Like pokers creation prior to the existance of RNGS... A religious man preceded the atheist.

Poker was here before Computers, the internet and RNG's. The integrity and validity of poker isn't based around Online Software.

Now you have to ask yourself what "Causes" the "effects" of so many "rigged" complaints from online customers....

There surely can't be that many bad players out there...

There surely would be normal humans giving birth to ape like creatures. (With the exception of Yarbles and his genetic trail)