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Originally Posted by Gordias
I was wondering if you could use your psychic abilities to help me with my game.
What psychic abilities?
You have evidence that I have psychic abilities?
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At first, I thought it was maybe the confinement and isolation of your job
What job is that?
Are
you claiming psychic abilities?
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that was causing you to have these hallucinations of my opponents outplaying me with their superior play.
Nope. It's called 'deductive reasoning'.
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But you seem so confident in your assertions that I have begun to believe that maybe you do have ESP.
Hmmm, if this is a sample of your reasoning powers it's not surprising that you are not very good at poker. You would rather attribute something to an ability that has never been proven to exist than see the simple, obvious, reason for that thing.
Don't you think it odd that I'm not the only one who deduces from your continual whining that your playing skills leave something to be desired.