I know, right? My life suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. It blowwwwws to be 7 years into a happy marriage where the wife makes a good salary, I have a degree and career experience to fall back on, just in case I'm not making enough money playing poker on the interwebs part time. I HATE having the flexibility to go on trips whenever I want. Life is so busy!
I wish I could live the life of a paranoid rigtard.