ppl like you are the reason I despise most of humanity.

oh and I have been dealt AA 359 times this year (full ring) and KK was showed down 12 times vs an expected 14, so taking into account hero and A hi flop folds not out of line.

I find a 100mg vitamin C tablet taken around 20 minutes before play helps keep the bad beats to a minimum.

When I take vitamin AA I keep getting beat by someone who took vitamin KK.

Religion merged ITT

I would like to find someone that could in someway test my PokerStars account to show how bad it runs. Its somewhat of an anomaly as its the only account over 4 sites that Im not big winner on. I started about three years ago and right away I felt as if I lost 80%+ of showdowns. After 6 months of not winning any torunaments feeling as though I should be dominating I decided to start a second account on Stars. Here are the results of that experiment which speak for themself.

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...01139.html?t=2

They soon figured it out and shut the account down and generously transfered my money to my original account and I went right back to running horrible and have hardly broke even since on Stars. Meanwhile my FTP account has a steady roi of 49% over 2000 games with 20k profit so this isnt a losing player complaining.

So since me and my friends all agree that my Stars account is "cursed" and we dont know how to go about proving it. We would like to find someone that can show this in statistics somehow. Is it really possible that some accounts just run better than others over long periods of time? And how is that possible?

Ty for any real feedback

Oh and Im willing to pay for someones efforts to analize my account

gold.

Sounds like Stars is already providing this service for free...

I dont get it. But Im kinda slow

Yeah, send stars an email with the names of your accounts and provide some details. I'm sure they'll figure it out.

Ive actually brought this up to them 4 times now. I recently sent them an email thats like my op but they have been unresponsive for a week now so Im assuming they are ignoring me. Thats why Im here to find someone I can pay to analize it for me so I can provide them with the results.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/45...0-14-a-370373/

I just opened my stars account and deposited echeck, i should play my first hand sometime today on stars. I hope i have one of those accounts thats cursed with luck!

ill test it if you want...i have a program that links into the servers at pokerstars to see if the doomswitch is set or not. i just need your username and password

"Equity Experiment"... I feel tricked.

Juk

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...2&term=analize

6. Analize
(A.nal-ize)To make an ass of one's self
"Stop being such and analizer"


Seems you are doing quite fine there by yourself, OP...

Thx for stoping by guys. Enjoy your Sunday

Perhaps it is the FTP account that is rigged. Why do you think it must be the losing account?

Easiest answer would be to click the link I provided in the OP and as I stated its the only account on any site that Im break even on. I think my ROI is like 5% as where I have nothing under 45% on any other of 5 sites.

All Im asking is for someone that can test the account to show results. I think I stated that clearly. Didnt really ask what the majority of flamers think about the situation so feel free not to waste your sarcastic thoughts in the thread as it just takes up space.

You won't get any serious answers here OP. ....except this post I guess.

You won't get any answers you consider useful is more accurate.

that sux

Download Holdem Manager, put your hands in it, go into the graphs section, and click the "display all in EV" box.

Then completely ignore what it says and continue thinking that your account is doomswitched.

You'd do the last part on your own, but I just wanted to make sure you at least followed some of my advice.

lol seriously? You really feel the need to talk to people like this. Im gonna stop responding to the flames as its just a super pahtetic way to communicate. Id really like to hear anyone of the critics ideas on why I have one account thats 40% lower roi than all the rest. And why I started a new account on Stars and destroyed and then went back to nothing on the original account. I dont see anyone giving me an explanation for that. Just taking out their life frustrations in talking down to other people. sigh even the mods do it. guess thats standard practice here

Serious answer, sn8ke? Luck. You've been lucky on most sites and not as lucky on Stars. Nothing more. The previous answer about graphing your allin ev, minus the ending snark, will be useful, as will the link to the holdem luck software thread.

No... better question: What do YOU think is the reason?
Every single poster in this thread knows what you think already, so stop beating round the bush ffs.
Just come out and say it:
PokerStars!
is!
RIIIGGGGGGGGED!!!!!!!

After you did that.... take a step back and consider why our answers looked like they did.

Just another rigged idiot. MERGE imho