3) “Action hands”
As someone with the unique perspective of having played both real and online cash-games for over 5 years, I can say there is
more overall action in an online game. Maybe it has to do with the fact that instead of flipping actual chips into a giant oval, people are just clicking a button, and that, in turn, makes them more willing to chase, but I contend it has to do with the actual order of the cards dealt.
Steadfast zealots arguing for the credibility of online gambling are always yelling about numbers – the amount of aces dealt per hour per capita is the same, the amount of boats per hour per capita is the same, etc. etc.
The study that
HAS NOT been done, though, is the percentage of players at a table that pay to see the turn and river online; it is most noticeably higher than that of a live game. It seems that in an online cash-game there are more draws and other opportunities off-the-flop than there is in a real cardroom.
For example, at a 9 player table last week on Bodog, I had pocket 7s in mid-position. I limped. The flop came 7 9 Q with two spades on the board. Now a flop like this is fraught with drawing options, so I had to bet strong. As it stood, three of the people who saw the flop, out of the total 7 of 9 players, were short stacked. I bet big and all three called, not to mention the player on the button…..so that’s 5 total players to the turn. The turn was a 7. The river was a 5. After the river “call-me” bet was matched, the button turned over Q 9. The three players who went all-in on the flop had 6s 8s, J 10 and K Q, respectively – three hands that were either thought to be strong, or have a good chance of pulling a 5-card hand.
When was the last time I saw a hand like that, or any hand where 5 out of 9 people paid for the turn, at a live game? I can’t even remember. In fact, at a casino with even reasonably irresponsible players, it is infrequent to see three players going to the turn, and even more rare to see more than two going to the river.
It just seems that online flops are action-based, in an attempt to stimulate the players and build “dramatic” pots.
It’s like the WWF – you know it’s not real, but its exciting none-the-less.
4) “The ‘Random Number Generator’ or R.N.G.”
What makes something happen at random? It is defined as “without definite aim, purpose, method, or adherence to a prior arrangement; in a haphazard way”. To artificially create a program that is truly “random” is, as of today, a technological impossibility. We, as a species, do not yet posses the capacity to make a system that is unequivocally entropic, just as we do not have the ability to form an intelligence system that is capable of independent thought and reason.
The truth behind the so called R.N.G. is that it uses a series algorithms to decide the order of 52 (or 51 as it were) pre-selected numbers – or “cards”. Computers, which use algorithms to execute every program from Microsoft Word to Solitaire, are not yet advanced enough to offer this “infinite precision” of randomness. This means that over the course of 1 billion deals or shuffles by the R.N.G., one hand will be favored over another, and one combination of cards will be found more often than it should. Granted that the hand in question is almost impossible to preemptively determine, it is still not “random” as it is defined or promoted.
So now that is it established that these programs are not actually random, just nearly impossible to predict, there is all of a sudden a huge window with which to alter the frequency of specific hands, or specific combinations of hands. This is why multi-table players, like myself, will see an uncanny similarity between the cards on two or more tables.
Here is a screen-shot to give you an idea of what I am talking about
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This is not to say that there is an easy way to exploit this gap in random selection, but it is to point out that there is a whole lot of room for tweaking within the system.
5) “Beginner’s Luck”
As you may have noticed in your own experiences, or perhaps simply from reading mine above, when an individual first signs up for an account on an online poker site they almost inevitably win. In fact, out of the 25-or-so friends of mine that have played online poker, 24 of them have at LEAST tripled their initial bankrolls in the first series of sessions. There is one friend of mine, a guy named Mike from Vermont, who did not tap into this mysterious luck. He played in the same manner I did when depositing my first $30 onto PokerRoom – he bought into one cash-game using his entire bankroll.
Is it a coincidence that both he and I lost under those circumstances? Possibly. But the other 24 of my friends that tried to ration their money did quite well right-off-the-bat, including me on PartyPoker and BODOG.
Additionally, there is a phenomenon referred to as the “cash-out blues”, wherein a player requests to cash out part of his bankroll, and suddenly goes on an extremely unlucky streak of beats. I have had it happen to me on several occasions, most noticeably with Bodog.
Just another coincidence I suppose…
If this is indeed a common theme among online poker sites, then that, in itself, is proof. If there is even a hint that the “luck” is controlled for new players, then it is an impossibility that there can be random “luck” throughout the duration of the player’s time on the site. Its like your neighborhood crack dealer; the first one is free to get you hooked...
I won’t even get into the benefits of having new players win – that should be obvious.
6) The “short-stack miracle”
There have been countless times in my years playing online poker that I have taken a bad beat, had maybe 1 or 2 times the big blind left after doubling up the opponent, and then landed an extremely lucky (not to mention timely) winning hand – like runner-runner flush, hitting 2-out gut-shots, etc. Though this is harder to notice in cash games, where players usually go broke on one hand, it is far more prevalent in Sit-n-Go’s where people cling to short stacks in an attempt to coast “into the money.” In this single table tournaments, I see short stacks come from behind again and again, like pushing pre-flop with A 6, getting called by A J and flopping a 6; or having the flop come 3 4 5; or 4 to the flush. It seems these hands are almost preset to stimulate excitement and action in a way that would encourage the player, regardless of whether he won or lost the hand, to continue playing because he was “close” to winning.
I realize that this is a highly subjective critique of the system, it is still a pattern I notice with frequency.
7) Online gaming commissions
The most well-established, not to mention notorious, of these regulatory commissions is the Kahnawake Gaming Commission based in Canada, which oversees such popular sites as Absolute Poker, Ultimate Bet, Poker.com, Bet.com, Bodog, Euro Poker, Full Tilt, Hollywood Poker, Paradise Poker and more. What began as a surrogate NGC equivalent, based outside the U.S. so it could supervise the host of international gambling sites, the KGC has proven itself again and again as an incompetent agency; and in some cases has been loosely connected to the so-called “profiteers” of the post-millenium online-gaming boom.
And the plain and simple fact that this is based in Canada, and that the overwhelming majority of these gambling sites are based in places like Costa Rica, or islands in the Mediterranean, excludes them from any kind of consumer-based retaliation for unscrupulous actions. There are no penalties for a faulty or skewed R.N.G., just as there are no quarterly investigations or inspections to ensure that the people in charge are actually doing their job. These companies are given free reign within the public marketplace.
With the recent explosion of problems people were having with specific “super-users” on UltimateBet.com, many hundreds of complaints were logged. However, it was only after a public outing of the story did the KGC make any kind of statement regarding the problem – and that was a flat-out denial even though it was clear, through various forms of investigation, that the players in question had unusually high win rates. To this day all that has been done has been a “wiping” of the accounts in question. No civil lawsuits were filed, and no subsequent investigation was done.
Well, ironically, as strongly as I feel about all of this, I still play online poker; now it’s not at the level that I would play at a live game with a real deck of cards (which happens to be $1-$2 and $2-$5) but I do find myself sitting at the $0.10-$0.25 or $0.25-$0.50 tables, feeling the exhilaration of taking down a nice pot.
Anyway I’m sure you all have a lot to say about this….go ahead