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01-21-2025 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnmir
I saw something very close on PartyPoker btw )) Was fun. Yes, it was simply impossible to double stack up on some stage of the tournament. But my analysis doesn't cover this. I concentrated on decoding of hands distributing algorithms.
See, I focused on the abstract of how the behavior of hands would play out should it be a rigged site as opposed to how they distribute cards.
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01-21-2025 , 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucy's Fur
I made a gameplan of how this type of system could be abused
The same here. I managed to abuse the software in general.. But in the end of this... Well, it's another story
Rooms software blocks winning of allins in case you are smart enough to abuse the system. It's casino, lol. They expect this events and defend their money.
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01-21-2025 , 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucy's Fur
Yes, it's possible. Not probable though. Nowhere near probable.
Well, look, it's not our job and not our problem. The society will decide if they should waste their time and their money...

Yeah, there is no logic, since you decide 0, 0000001% of chances is not an evidence of a scam, you should also refuse to fly airplanes - it's far more dangerous then. But again, it's not our topic, lol.
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01-21-2025 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnmir
Big update coming shortly. Will likely be posting in NVG.

They've confirmed the information twice; now I'm awaiting a third confirmation.

Once I get a reply for the third time, I'm taking it to News, Views, and Gossip (NVG) section.

I stumbled across some information during a deep dive. Now they are in my emails confirming it.
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02-02-2025 , 06:40 PM
100% rigged site and agree with everything you said, wish I had listened before but it’s poker so I just figured variance right? Nah they definitely rope you in at the beginning then sit back and watch as they put you in the most ridiculous setup situations in tournaments and don’t get me started on cash. Final straw was someone putting a Robbie against me with K4o, I check raises him all-in with 76s on a 982 board with a straight flush draw and he snapped for $800 with only $100 committed into the pot and of course I bricked every thing. No this was no some one time thing I’ve been losing constantly for over a year getting it constantly good and constantly getting sucked out on against certain “whales”. The regs on the site, guys who you see all the time and talk to it’s normal poker but you’ll get these crazy account that pop up and just run super nova against you then you’ll never see them again. Unless you’re getting free money with the sweepstakes promotion DO NOT play on this unregulated site! Unless you just want to play low and micro for fun you’re gonna get burned!
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02-03-2025 , 04:13 PM
Poker is about adapting to the game.

If you have figured out a game plays differently than other games, you must adapt.

If you are smart enough to see how Global Poker is rigged for the whales, then take advantage of it.

Play like an intelligent whale and print.

I play differently wherever I play.

Player pool tendencies and different rake/blind structures are a very real thing.

People play on Global Poker like its not real money.

Is that not the dream room?
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02-03-2025 , 04:16 PM
Ahem..

..I am still patiently waiting on 100 envelopes to be credited since August 2023!

You hear that, Global Poker?

I still love you.
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02-03-2025 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Brandon494
100% rigged site and agree with everything you said, wish I had listened before but it’s poker so I just figured variance right? Nah they definitely rope you in at the beginning then sit back and watch as they put you in the most ridiculous setup situations in tournaments and don’t get me started on cash. Final straw was someone putting a Robbie against me with K4o, I check raises him all-in with 76s on a 982 board with a straight flush draw and he snapped for $800 with only $100 committed into the pot and of course I bricked every thing. No this was no some one time thing I’ve been losing constantly for over a year getting it constantly good and constantly getting sucked out on against certain “whales”. The regs on the site, guys who you see all the time and talk to it’s normal poker but you’ll get these crazy account that pop up and just run super nova against you then you’ll never see them again. Unless you’re getting free money with the sweepstakes promotion DO NOT play on this unregulated site! Unless you just want to play low and micro for fun you’re gonna get burned!
Sounds like you have it all figured out and yet you've been on here for like a week straight and in multiple threads complaining about it while also continuing to hand away your money in these supposed rigged games...
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02-05-2025 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
Sounds like you have it all figured out and yet you've been on here for like a week straight and in multiple threads complaining about it while also continuing to hand away your money in these supposed rigged games...
Do whatever you want to do then trusting an unregulated site with your money. I’m trying to warn others so they don’t lose thousands like I have. I was just like you at first when I saw others complaining about this site until exactly what they said started happening to me. If you want to play low stakes or tournaments for fun go ahead but I will never trust this site in high stakes games again. Also besides the one post above I’ve only posted in the Global Poker thread but of course you already knew that for you to find this post, you probably work for them since you seem you always go out of your way to find post on here to defend them…
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02-05-2025 , 07:05 PM
I play on multiple sites and one of them is Global Poker. I make a decent amount of side money there and elsewhere

I pay attention from time to time to all threads I see wrt Global Poker because their sweepstakes model is not air tight per gambling law in the US and at some point I will have to move my volume elsewhere. I want to know that day asap if it ever comes so I can hit the ground running. They're about to stop serving Nevada

I played on Full Tilt and PokerStars before Black Friday and had to wait like two years for my FT bankroll to get paid back by the DOJ and would not like to be as unprepared for that as I was ever again so yeah I'll pop in to these threads and drop some knowledge as I'm staying mildly informed
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02-21-2025 , 03:56 AM
So, Lucy's Fur. The problem is not just that the software doesn't let you win allins on some tournament stages.
It constantly put strong hands against better hands of your opponents in some order. So it's reasonable to fold strong hands like AQs in position on a button "in time". After you played several 70% allins in a row. To avoid equalizing with other players.

Let's watch how the society reacts on a concrete explanation of the gameplay. I have sent all the statistics and materials to supervision authorities of many countries. It's interesting if they "allow" this going even having a comprehensive info.
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02-23-2025 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnmir
I have sent all the statistics and materials to supervision authorities of many countries.

k, ty
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06-15-2025 , 05:49 PM
Global Poker is rigged as ****. It’s sad 20+ years of experience and the one single site I can access in the USA has driven me away bad beat after bad beat after bad beat. **** that website and I hope the feds look into it. I have so much to evidence it’s crazy. I mean crazy. I can never see myself playing online ever again. I’ve won WSOP seats, a wpt seat and thousands of dollars before Black Friday. This single site makes me feel like I should not ever play a single hand of cards again.
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06-16-2025 , 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by GlobalPokerRigged1
Global Poker is rigged as ****. It’s sad 20+ years of experience and the one single site I can access in the USA has driven me away bad beat after bad beat after bad beat. **** that website and I hope the feds look into it. I have so much to evidence it’s crazy. I mean crazy. I can never see myself playing online ever again. I’ve won WSOP seats, a wpt seat and thousands of dollars before Black Friday. This single site makes me feel like I should not ever play a single hand of cards again.
Another happy customer!

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Originally Posted by Johnmir
I have sent all the statistics and materials to supervision authorities of many countries.
It's been 4 months. What have they said to you?
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06-16-2025 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
It's been 4 months. What have they said to you?
I will publish all the reactions a bit later!

6 countries replied, Curacao just ingnored all the messages.

It's not like they just don't care, they "cover" the fraud of iPoker.
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06-16-2025 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnmir
I will publish all the reactions a bit later!

6 countries replied, Curacao just ingnored all the messages.

It's not like they just don't care, they "cover" the fraud of iPoker.
Ok so why not publish everything you have so far?
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06-17-2025 , 10:08 AM
I told you are wasting your time with curacao John.

Let me guess the rest of the regulators have told you something along the lines of we are looking into this. dont contact us we will contact you, that about right John?
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06-18-2025 , 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
Ok so why not publish everything you have so far?
I have already published all the communicating on the Russian forum ))

But I need to translate it well, to post here. I simply can't find a good time... I can't also find enough time to make streams about the game. I would like to share the info, but I have already spent too much time. Need to concentrate on other directions of my real life

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Originally Posted by donjonnie
I told you are wasting your time with curacao John.

Let me guess the rest of the regulators have told you something along the lines of we are looking into this. dont contact us we will contact you, that about right John?
Well, I shared some messages with you. Yes, you are close to the truth.
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06-18-2025 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnmir
I have already published all the communicating on the Russian forum ))

But I need to translate it well, to post here. I simply can't find a good time... I can't also find enough time to make streams about the game. I would like to share the info, but I have already spent too much time. Need to concentrate on other directions of my real life



Well, I shared some messages with you. Yes, you are close to the truth.
In other words, you have nothing
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06-19-2025 , 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
In other words, you have nothing
I wouldn't say so! ))

Depends on what you mean by "nothing" though.
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06-20-2025 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnmir
I wouldn't say so! ))

Depends on what you mean by "nothing" though.
If you don't post all the responses you got, then you have nothing
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06-29-2025 , 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
If you don't post all the responses you got, then you have nothing
Since Red Star Poker (iPoker) is not a legal provider in it's own The Kingdom of the Netherlands. And since Curacao simply ignored the information regarding the fraud... I would say this experience was useless. It tells more, then any other negotiations could give.

iPoker is Just a criminal uncontrolled fraudulent scheme.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...t-n-v-1849124/
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06-30-2025 , 08:35 AM
Any reason why Lucy is banned for rig-peddling but Johnnyboy here has about 10 trillion distinct threads all for the same "hurr durr Rigged RNG hurr durr"?
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06-30-2025 , 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by BobTheSlob
Any reason why Lucy is banned for rig-peddling but Johnnyboy here has about 10 trillion distinct threads all for the same "hurr durr Rigged RNG hurr durr"?
Lucy wasn't banned for anything to do with "rig-peddling".
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06-30-2025 , 09:34 AM
Well allright then, my bad.
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