reposting this here because this is amazing...
So I was playing a live donkament this weekend and I saw the most spectacular thing I've ever seen in a tournament ever. this was a $350 buy-in tourney, which for a podunk indian casino is kind of a big deal.
I sit down only to find that my table draw run bad has continued, and I am placed with three of the LUCKIEST, run-hot SOB local donks...I mean, these are the guys who are ALWAYS sucking out with KJo vs. my AK, etc. *facepalm*
This is a great structure, 30k starting chips, 45 min levels.
FIRST hand (blinds are 25/50):
Lucky donk #1 is in the small blind. CO is a guy I've never seen before, seems like a kind of nervous middle aged guy. folds around to CO, who limps. folds to LD1 in the SB, who raises to 150, BB calls, CO calls.
flop is AQ3r. checks to CO, who bets 350. SB calls, BB folds. heads up to the turn.
Turn is T
SB looks excited and bets 1000. CO raises to 3000. SB calls.
River is a blank. SB bets 1000 again (lol). CO raises to 3k. SB reraises to 6k. CO goes in the tank.
CO says
"A STRAIGHT BEATS ME................I'M ALL IN"
SB snap calls with his crappy KJo, doubles up first hand of the tournament. CO had AQ. The rest of the table is literally sitting there with our mouths hanging open, and the ONLY reason I knew it wasn't deliberate chip dumping is that we had never ever seen this guy before in our lives.
even better, now lucky donk 1 has a mountain of chips.
I wish i could have a signature here...i would make it be my new favorite donkey quote: "A straight beats me. I'm all-in!"