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Originally Posted by callipygian
This was not me but it was hilarious.
EP raises, a few coldcallers, and BTN calls. A flop is dealt. There is some action. The action is on BTN.
BTN: "Where's my second card?"
People around him kind of back away to give him room to look. The rail is lifted to see if it slid underneath. The floor is searched. It's missing. Nobody around him has an extra card.
Finally, the dealer asks, "What card was it?" (presumably to check the stub).
BTN: "I don't know."
Blank stares all around.
BTN: "I never looked at it. I don't know if I even got one."
Hilarity ensued. The dealer counts down the deck and sure enough there's an extra card. The floor is called over, and when the floor stopped laughing, he obviously has to rule the hand dead.
Winner of the pot was gracious enough to throw BTN back his preflop call. Nobody objected.
I've long lost the link to it, but someone posted a video of an old guy talking about his biggest beat in decades of playing live poker on youtube.
The gist of it was he was playing stud hi-lo, and the best possible hand in that game is a straight flush wheel, which is the nut low and the almost-nut high. It basically always scoops.
He'd never got one in all the years he played, and he was playing in a game in Florida where he made one on sixth street. Even better, it was concealed (2 of the straight flush cards were down) and his opponents had made hands and were betting. So he was just calling everything, and the pot got up over $10,000.
The river was dealt and he didn't even look at it, because he already had made his hand. More betting ensued and when he got to showdown he proudly opened his hole cards and threw them down on the table...
at which point, the two cards stuck together that he was dealt on 7th street unstuck and came apart. And his 8 card hand was killed....