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Originally Posted by Texas Boredem
Back in the day when the IRS didnt even know I was alive, I used to keep my 20 to 60K roll (along with some gold coins) in a stack of empty old paint buckets in the garage...nobody is stupid enough to hide that kind of cash in a garage..that;s why I felt so safe the burglers would never look there..
I've probably posted this in every one of the threads above, but if people think you have a large sum of money hidden somewhere in your house, no hiding place or safe is safe enough. They will just come back until they find what they're convinced you have. In the extreme scenario, they will detain you and chop off your fingers, or detain your wife/child/mother and chop off their fingers, until you tell them.
Don't overthink it. If you're going to hide money in your house, any place that a casual thief or houseguest won't look is fine - no bedside drawers or toilet tanks (that's where casual thieves will look for guns or drugs), not in a book or in a DVD case (in case a browsing guest is interested), etc. You don't need to go all Batcave to hide it. And you don't want to put it someplace (like old paint cans) that may get ruined by someone else in the household (e.g., your wife decides to clean up the garage and all those paint cans).
Just put it in a bank until your buyins are too large to withdraw efficiently (5/10 NL or 30/60 LHE or thereabouts). Then keep high denomination chips in a safe place, a fireproof box with all your old tax returns and bank records and car registration receipts is fine (nobody will question why those documents are in a fireproof box).