In all seriousness, I wear jeans or nice golf shorts with a nice golf shirt with an undershirt. I also make sure to put on a lot of deodorant since I may be there 12 hours. Undershirt and deodorant are like double layer of protection from stink. Basically I try to be comfortable and courteous to the people around me by not smelling bad.

I wear an absorbant headband so that after I say, "No, YOU show first," my opponent doesn't see the sweat running down my face.

I usually wear the same clothes everyday because I keep telling myself not to buy new ones because I should just wait because I am going to lose weight soon. Jeans or work pants, usually a white shirt under an old work shirt I have had for 13 years....I think other people assume I'm a clean homeless.....

Depends , and I don't mean "it depends"!

Wait... I'm supposed to wear clothes???

I like to dress like a tourist.

Hawaiian shirts especially.

I like to think it disguises my nitty tendencies (at least for a little while) and makes me seem timid, and makes my attempted limp-steals more likely to succeed.

My mileage may vary.

Lol I don’t see the problem with shorts. Poker is casual and not professional really.

I like to wear nice clothes generally to give an image of actually caring about how I look. Normally jeans or sweatpants if I’m feeling lazy. I like to always bring a hoody as card rooms always seem super cold. I feel comfortable presentable clothes are always the best way to go. Comfort is the most important thing if at table for hours on end.

As a random, I saw a guy once wearing a hat with fake blue/purple hair coming out the sides. It was interesting and I didn’t event think it was fake but someone asked if it was real and he took the hat off. Seemed like a great way to look like a tourist.

lol

I dress snazzy. It's the only time I go anywhere so got to sport the duds. All you hoodie dudes ... meh In particular, if you see a guy in some gorgeeeeeeous jackets, it's probably me. Got a fetish for'em.