Not funny at the time, but looking back we can laugh at it – and do!
My husband and I are playing PLO at Hialeah. Not the greatest neighborhood, but great action and the floor was great the night before and remembered us tonight. (We are out-of-towners.)
We have one ultimate NIT at the table who wants to control everyone. A reg MAWG and a Hispanic guy who speaks little English, is wearing a tank top, has gold chains on his neck and tattoos, including a teardrop on his cheek, want to play one hand for $100 – just the two of them. They did this once before – many hours ago. The NIT says, “No.” Nobody else cares, but the NIT refuses, and the Hispanic guy gets really upset.
Dealer deals the hand, and before the action, the Hispanic guy says he’s going all-in (he has about $300). My husband and I both tell him we are not folding if he goes all in (we each have him covered). We both tell him we have good hands and will NOT fold. He goes all-in, anyway. We both call. My husband has a J-high rundown, and I have AAAK suited
My AA wins the hand.
The Hispanic guy goes nuts. Absolutely crazy! He starts yelling at us, knocks his chair over, starts threatening us. Then, he gets on his phone and starts texting his friends and telling us we’ll pay. He looks me straight in the eyes (I’m a middle aged woman) and tells me he’ll get me. (My laughing at him didn’t help.) He’s seriously threatening our lives. The floor will basically not do anything except try to calm this guy down. He then follows my husband into the bathroom and threatens his life while asking if he went all in just because he wanted to sleep with me (LOL – didn’t realize we were married or even together).
Finally, the cops are called, the guy takes off and a BOLO is issued, but they don’t find him. Right after he leaves, the floor apologizes profusely and says this never happens – then a fist fight breaks out at the only other table in the room! Amazing.
We left at about 8 a.m. (This happened about 3 a.m.) We had security escort us out with no sign of the guy, thank goodness.
(Of course, he was willing to risk $100 blind, but $300 tilted him beyond recovery!)
Last edited by Javanewt; 02-22-2017 at 12:34 PM.