Yet another one....
Afternoon tourney at the Sahara. About 13 tables I think. As the tourney starts the seat to my left is unoccupied. After about 5 minutes this 20 something girl sits down and hands the dealer her seating card. She's wearing a large down stuffed overcoat, like a swimmer would wear in between races at a swim meet. It's probably over 100 degrees outside so this is kinda strange. She's also got on trucker style ballcap with a picture of a pole dancer that says "Support Single Moms". She's sorta hot, but in a dirty stripper kinda way.
As soon as she sits down she drops all this crap on the table next to her chips. Ipod, cell phone, wallet, various casino chips, etc. She puts in her headphones and proceeds to completely screw up every hand. She seems to know how to play poker, but is waaay to intoxicated (and not just drunk, I mean really out there) to know when to act or what the bet is. She loses some chips and rebuys...
Somewhere along the way she removes the overcoat and is wearing a skimpy tank top underneath that doesn't leave much to the imagination. Eventually she manages to get all her chips in and loses the hand. Game over. Now we can all start to play.
But no, she wants more. "Dealer, I wanna rebuy"
Dealer says "You can't rebuy again, but we're still in the buy-in period so go talk to the guy up at the counter and he can let you start all over at another table."
I had just won the hand to knock her out so I'm looking down and stacking my chips as she stands up and walks toward the counter, leaving her coat and accessories at the table.
Suddenly I hear players gasping and some people saying WTF!!!!
In a heavy British accent, the guy to my right looks up and says:
"My goodness! She's not wearing any pants!"
Sure enough, there she goes waltzing up to the counter through the middle of a packed full poker room with nothing on but a tank top and some tiny lace panties. Nobody, including the floorman, knows quite what to do, so he just lets her buy back in and play in her underwear.
She stumbled to a new table and sat down. I got back to playing and forgot all about her until she cracked my AA with her AK 4 hours later, knocking me out on the bubble.