Felt this thread needed bumping as I've just spent the best part of a week (on and off) reading through it and, my god, it was worth it.
Will add my own quick story from the small casino on the small Island I live on.
Was playing cash one night and about 8/9 players sat at the only table which is up a little ramp slightly separate from the casino floor.
There is a pot going on when all of a sudden there was a bang, bang...SMACK!?!@@£%$ It was a disgusting sound. Everyone at the table jumped and turned round to see this B I G guy sprawled out of the floor like a beached whale and his mate trying to help him up whilst talking in foreign.
The Dealer (who happened to be a pit boss) saw what happened. The guy was drunk and was walking up the ramp to play on some roulette machines near the poker tables. At the top of the ramp he stumbled and then full on face planted the brick wall that was opposite the top of the ramp. It honestly it sounded like he took a running jump into it.
His mate gets him up and perched on a stool but within 30/40 secs the guy is back on the floor and out cold.
By the time paramedics arrive he is awake and talking but it takes 3 bouncers and 2 paramedics to get him into the wheelchair before he is carted off to hospital.
Dealer tells us the next week that the guy was fine so no harm done. I walked away from the cash about £540 up too