Okay Love this thread... When on tilt... read this thread( Long time reader... first time poster )
Anyway, around a year ago.... playing a 40 man Thursday night tourney at my local casino. 2nd UTG and have crap cards and instamuck. I really have to pee, get up and sprint through the casino to the other side of the building, to the restrooms ( only ones they have ). Of course after going I wash up, but they have those damn hand blowers to dry your hands of..... I think... screw it...... sprint back and occasisionaly kinda wipe my hands half dry on my pants as Im sprinting back to the table.
I make it back to the table where the dealer was just getting ready to grab my cards and set them in the muck, I cry out, almost outta breath.... I'm here... I'm here....... dealer leaves the cards on my spot... Im not yet sitting down, guy on my left laughs and asks.. gee did you have time to wash your hands? I laughed... said no.... Wiped the rest of the damp on his sweater....
Table just died..