Well I can't compete with some of these, but I witnessed an event a few weeks ago that gave my table a ton of joke material for an hour.
Playing $4/8 at the Gold Strike in Tunica during the first weekend of the WPO. We've got a kid at the table who doesn't look old enough to be in the casino but apparently he is. He's a nice kid and every 20 minutes or so, two girls (not cute) come be-bopping over to the table to talk to him. They are partying in the club that is set up in the theater area directly across from the poker room, at the top of the escalators. They are obviously drinking but don't appear to be drunk. They keep coming over and giggling and telling him to come and drink with them. Finally he racks up and says he's going to go hang out with them.
Fast forward and hour or two, it's about 2 am and I'm still at the table. I notice the guy is now playing a table directly behind ours and I see one of the girls sitting behind him in a chair. She looks tired and drunk, but nothing major. All of a sudden I see our dealer's eyes get big and he has this look of horror. We turn around to see the girl hurling on the floor between our two tables!!! She's yacking up all those drinks and people at their table remain pretty calm as she just hangs her head on the edge of her chair, almost passed out and seemingly unaware what's happening. Our table is in near hysterics but trying not to make the situation worse. The young kid quickly racks up, runs to the cage and cashes out. He grabs her and basically drags her towards the escalators. She can't walk and it looks alot like a scene from Weekend at Bernie's.
I'm sitting 3 foot from the puke and I hear their dealer yell, "clean up on Table X". It's late, we're all tired and we are just rolling with laughter at this point. I don't want to turn around and look at the whole aftermath, but it's sort of like a train wreck...you can't help but look. I finally turn and look and realize that she probably should have had a few less of the blue drinks! UGH!!!!
The clean up crew takes their time getting there and I comment that I need to go to the men's room but I have on brand new tennis shoes and my wife would be ticked if I ruined them playing poker.
That was the night I figured out that there is no way I could have a janitor/clean up crew position in a casino.