Thought I'd give it a bump with some pre-moneymaker glory days
Growing up I played a lot of poker with classmates in high school
I typically did very well, began considering myself an expert at poker, favorite movie was Rounders - not sure if it had come out yet when this happened
I go to foxwoods on a fake ID, have never even heard of limit holdem before but that's all that's spreading at that point
I'm confused by "limit" and person who puts me on the list helps to explain it - I thought she was explaining the minimum bet (and I was like yeah I know)
I take entire life roll of something like $300 and sit down - forget what the stakes where but I was one of smallest stacks
get dealt AJ, try to go all in preflop because AJ is just one card away from AA right
Dealer explains what's happening, moves all my chips back and leaves in my max raise, it gets raised again, i clarify with dealer how much I can raise and do that
I'm not even looking at the rest of the table, not paying attention to who else is playing, I have a monster and just thinking about all the weed i can buy after I cash out
Flop comes AJx, I again try to shove, dealer patiently explains that I can't, I then think I have the amount down when it gets re-raised to 3bet it but the dealer even paused, asks me if I wanted to call or raise, I'm like "hell yeah I want to raise" and he grabs another chip of mine and putts it in
This would continue on the turn and river, I kept assuming I would be able to go all in at some point and then when I realized it was still in increments, I kept getting the increment wrong
not once did I pay attention to how many people were playing or whatever, I just kept on thinking it was a table of fish and I'd soon have their money
I don't rembember the ending, I could have sworn filled up to boat but could be mistaken, point is I thought I had the nuts, but someone else did. I was in such a shock, I even tried to scoop the pot myself at the end but the dealer had to explain to me the other guy hadn't tabled his hand yet
I try to remember what I was like my first time in a casino whenever I see the people doing dumb ****. I am still fundamentally the same person from 20 years ago, just with less experienced with more unreasonable expectations. So unless someone is angling, I tend to just kind of smile and remember that could have been me. It's tough, I often don't rember until too late. I often consider getting an AJ tattoo as a reminder