Top Ten Most Annoying TV Poker Players - Page 3 - Poker Card Room

Are you even from this world? For someone who claims to have played poker for "10 years" you have zero understanding of basic concepts and no knowledge of old videos/memes/clips that have been replayed tirelessly on TV and in these forums are completely new to you...as if...perhaps you are new to the game and have just been lying about your skill...

For someone who has "been around as long as you have" that can mean only that you are:

a) functionally ******ed
b) a gimmick account
c) vastly overstating and lying about your poker background

There are no other options.

Please do not breed, although I doubt the opportunity will ever present itself.

First of all, I'm tired of your lame attacks on me and your ******ed avatar with the punching cat.

Second, I actually missed some of these TonyG clips, because I do not watch every single televised poker broadcast. Unlike you, who sits in front of the tv with a bowl of doritos and Captain Crunch cereal for 8 hours in a row, I am more selective about the shows I watch.

I stopped watching the World Poker Tour years ago,.. I only watch certain shows. Im selective.

Lets play headsup for $1000, you name the site. Im sick of your insults.

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07-30-2010 , 03:06 AM

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psyko0815

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How the hell is Jennifer Tilly not on this list?

Also, Michael Mizrachi should be added too because of his annoying family in the audience.

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07-30-2010 , 03:21 AM

#54

BarneyFrizzle

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worst list ever. Matusow, Hellmuth, Gus Hansen (especially of late) must be included to be legit. If Durrr talked more he would be on the list. Matusow needs to take up bingo or something, he has simply lost it. Hellmuths crap is all an act that is getting very old. Hansen is clearly a dullard & a complete degenerate.

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07-30-2010 , 03:24 AM

#55

BarneyFrizzle

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Tony G is the ****ing **** imo. He OWNED Hellmuth on p-stars big game to the 5th dimension.

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07-30-2010 , 05:22 AM

#56

PokerAng3l

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Wow, op you are delusional hater.

GTFO, never come back.

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07-30-2010 , 07:27 AM

#57

RagingBull

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Originally Posted by psyko0815

How the hell is Jennifer Tilly not on this list?

Also, Michael Mizrachi should be added too because of his annoying family in the audience.

What is annoying about Jennifer Tilly? I need evidence here...

And Mizrachi's family is annoying? What do they do?

There was a very annoying wife of a player in the audience once, that would do a cheer everytime he won a hand at the WSOP. I forgot the couples name, they probably should have made the list.

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07-30-2010 , 07:29 AM

#58

RagingBull

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Originally Posted by BarneyFrizzle

Gus Hansen does very little that could be classified as annoying. He plays a good game, he has a good attitude, he makes good jokes usually.. not a bad guy.

Matusow has calmed down a lot from his "the kiddy game is down the block" days..

Hellmuth I defend on the grounds that he is doing it as an act, as you say..

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07-30-2010 , 07:42 AM

#59

PokerAng3l

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60 percent of posts in this crappy thread are from op.

Soon he will be replying to himself.

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07-30-2010 , 08:24 AM

#60

TopCat123

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Originally Posted by jeun

OP's post is only a list of his own opinion on a few people he doesnt like. I agree with some parts but most of it doesnt make sence, like Eli, his accent is funny, not annoying!

+1, except for Tony G in the ps big game

You're right, take Tony G off of the list. He was funny in the Big Game!

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07-30-2010 , 08:41 AM

#61

AMassiveFish

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Originally Posted by RagingBull

Gus Hansen does very little that could be classified as annoying. He plays a good game, he has a good attitude, he makes good jokes usually.. not a bad guy.

Yeah but Gus Hansen has started doing that really annoying thing with his chips where he slides them around for like 2 weeks before making a call or folding

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07-30-2010 , 09:21 AM

#62

TopCat123

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Originally Posted by AMassiveFish

Yeah but Gus Hansen has started doing that really annoying thing with his chips where he slides them around for like 2 weeks before making a call or folding

I like Gus Hansen. But that sliding thing is very annoying to me.

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07-30-2010 , 09:32 AM

#63

BE-001

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Don't forget Annie Duke tough

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07-30-2010 , 09:43 AM

#64

AMassiveFish

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Oh dont get me wrong i like Hansen too, but that sliding thing really annoys me lol

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07-30-2010 , 10:05 AM

#65

King Fish

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Originally Posted by RagingBull

Lets play headsup for $1000, you name the site. Im sick of your insults.

I accept!!! Will bring it to BBV so we can set up Escrow.

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07-30-2010 , 10:07 AM

#66

TopCat123

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Originally Posted by King Fish

I accept!!! Will bring it to BBV so we can set up Escrow.

HU4ROLLZZZZZZ!!!!

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07-30-2010 , 10:09 AM

#67

BroadwayTables

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Originally Posted by TheAnavar

So you dislike some players because they talk at the table then you dislike some players because they don't talk enough?

OP is a hater.

p.s How do you leave Hellmuth out?

How do you leave Helmuth out???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIgvhkfTyQM for your viewing pleasure.

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07-30-2010 , 10:10 AM

#68

unwantedguest

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Andy Black should be on that list after his **** performance where he turned another players mucked cards over and Tilly should be on there because she really thinks getting her tits out will put players off.

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07-30-2010 , 10:12 AM

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Led Zeppelin

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WTF? Sam Simon wasnt being snobbish at all. You yourself said that he sat there very quietly, so how the hell could he have been acting snobbish?

Oh and hes not the creator of the simpsons, Matt Groening is.

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07-30-2010 , 10:47 AM

#70

BCBS

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Phil Hellmuth

Dont people know i will have this power in poker for the next 20 or 30 years?
When they try to be part of the Phil Hellmuth Show, it becomes akward.
Dont you think i make decisions now about who goes in certain video games, and who wont?
Its not always about you Phil(Laak)
I crushed everybody in tournaments(true)and cash games for 25 years(but still always losing in cash games whenever on tv, and then leave the show)
Saying he is a great cash game player, but dodging the highest stakes and the best players(well atleast most of the time)

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07-30-2010 , 10:48 AM

#71

RNauta

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Originally Posted by BarneyFrizzle

Tony G is the ****ing **** imo. He OWNED Hellmuth on p-stars big game to the 5th dimension.

Yeah he really owned Hellmuth by flopping a full house and winning 10K, sandwiched right in between hands where he bluffed off 70K each to a smoothcalling Phil Laak. Seriously, that episode should have made people turn their back on Tony G as their idol.

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07-30-2010 , 10:50 AM

#72

RNauta

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Originally Posted by TopCat123

I like Gus Hansen. But that sliding thing is very annoying to me.

I agree, lately whenever he's on a show he's been very annoying and I praise myself lucky for being able to watch them on youtube. I feel condident I can just fast forward two minutes when he starts his fake tanking routine. I can't imagine the torture of having to watch that on a normal TV without fast forwarding ability.