I have a standard shtick which is kinda the reverse of the thread. I like to offer the following, as an homage to the 2+2 BBV forum, to players who continuously spout odds while playing pub poker...
Dude who thinks he is a good player: How can you call with that!? You're a 4:1 dog there!
Me: Actually, he was even money.
DWTHIAGP: What!?
Me: Yeah, it was a coin flip. Either he was gonna hit or he wasn't.
DWTHIAGP: [confused look] What!? No! He only had [X] outs! [He goes through the outs.]
Me: Yeah... [look at dude like he's an idiot] and either he was gonna hit them or he wasn't.
This exchange sends DWTHIAGP on complete monkey tilt about 75-80% of the time. (Well, maybe 50% of the time: either he tilts or he doesn't.)
Quote:
Originally Posted by whickerda
"Online poker is DEFINITELY rigged. I've just seen way to many hands like monsterhand>monsterhand, or someothermonsterhand>someothermonsterhand while playing online."
All the while they are sitting at their B&M talking about/drooling over the chance of hitting a BBJ that requires a hand like they just described.
Glorious.