Great thread! 6*/5.
I'm 31 and I've already been through many of those profiles, including OMC lol. I love coffee :P
Here's one that I believe hasn't been described but fits most of 2p2'er (myself included in my early 20's):
Young Pro-Wannabee (Mix)
Description: Fresh out of college, or college drop out. Has recently witnessed the poker boom or has a few friends that claim to earn $80K/yr through poker and believes he can do this for the rest of his life. Doesn't want to "work" for a living. For this player, "work" consists of studying the game, outplaying opponents, milking the fish who are bad at math, and living freely. Typically single (or has someone he's crushing on) under the age of 25, living with parents, lack of responsibility and absolute and utterly poor bankroll management. Sometimes a winning session or two will be enough to "double" or "triple" up his bankroll (or personal net worth). A few months of upswing will be enough to convince our YPW that he can print money for the rest of his life to the likes of $120k/yr. Downswings are written off as run-bad.
Plumage: Has a poor sense of style and socially awkward. Doesn't care much for fashion. But sometimes will dress up and in the zone. His appearance sometimes greatly gives away on weather his on massive life-tilting downswing, or if he's in the zone about to crush the game.
Poker Style / How to Adjust: The YPW has read a few books about the game and also constantly read articles. He plays online and live. He has poor poker etiquette and believes trash talking will get his FW opponent to stack off 4th pair like it was 2008. He is so socially unaware that he trashes any player that beats him out of luck or skill, including the FW.
This player believes that either everyone plays like him, or plays in a way that is exploitable. If you 3bet him in position with J9s and c-bet it away from him on the Axx board, he will think you have some sort of personal hatred towards him because that play made no "logical" sense. He plays an old ABC style mixed with TAG/TP/LAG and can adjust to opponents. Best way to beat him is to basically disguise your own player profile. So if you're a TAG, show an occasional bluff and he'll pay you off. Try to do so to other players other than your YPW. He quickly understand reverse-psychology.
And finally:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wubbie075
99.99999999 of live players think JJ is the worst hand you can be dealt. No one thinks it's the nuts. ever.
Are you kidding me? Give me JJ any time, all the time please