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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
actually you didnt get equity, its more like the hand never happened at all. still yeah, i let the dealer muck or not muck my cards once i flip em then i cannot make an error, only the dealer can. so i get paid 100%
Obviously, but you leave me and my rationalization alone! Thought of a couple more... glad this thread got bumped, there are some golden stories!
Back in high school playing a home game sit-n-go in a friend's basement, I threw a mini tantrum after busting out. There was a big inflatable ball like you see in gyms for stretching, so I rage-punted it into the wall, only to have it come directly back into my face. That went well.
Another time in a poker club... sometimes I sit at the table with one leg / foot tucked under me, especially if there's not much space on either side of me. Anyway, I sat on my foot for too long so that my foot fell asleep. When I tried to get up to walk around I sprained the f--- out of my ankle and proceeded to curse and hop around like an idiot. The other players were mildly sympathetic, but poker injuries ftw!