Most absurd poker "thinking" you have heard in a live game?
11-10-2010
, 05:50 PM
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Last night
Two players get it all in, both holding QQ and a player on the BTN called every raise with J
T
. When we all flip over he says
"yes! I thought if you guys had overpairs my hand would be favourite. Now I know you're sharing each other's outs, you two must be a huge dog!"
Board runs out and we split the pot with queens. Jack-ten feels bad beated.
Two players get it all in, both holding QQ and a player on the BTN called every raise with J
T. When we all flip over he says"yes! I thought if you guys had overpairs my hand would be favourite. Now I know you're sharing each other's outs, you two must be a huge dog!"
Board runs out and we split the pot with queens. Jack-ten feels bad beated.
11-10-2010
, 10:07 PM
11-10-2010
, 10:11 PM
11-11-2010
, 10:44 PM
Player to my right told me the same line, and I said "True but my nothing is better than his nothing", and board ran out all low cards and he tabled KQo. I smirked to the guy and said "See - better nothing".
Wouldn't have been nearly as impressive if he tabled TT though.
11-12-2010
, 04:23 AM
I was playing a 1/2 100 max game in Pensacola, FL not to long ago and saw this beauty.
I think there were like 3 limpers, SB raises something like $16, BB immediately raises to $70. It folds around and SB shoves for like 200 more and BB SNAP calls. Flop: AK2 Turn: J River: J
Split pot. SB tables 94o, BB flips over 96o.
I felt bad for BB, he made the right call, he was dominating that hand.
I think there were like 3 limpers, SB raises something like $16, BB immediately raises to $70. It folds around and SB shoves for like 200 more and BB SNAP calls. Flop: AK2 Turn: J River: J
Split pot. SB tables 94o, BB flips over 96o.
I felt bad for BB, he made the right call, he was dominating that hand.
11-13-2010
, 08:30 PM
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Guy who used to play in one of my home games - spread limit stud, would lose with a J-hi flush to a K-hi flush would argue that the pot had to be split because "according to Hoyle, a flush is a flush"
I would of course remind him that Hoyle died at least a century before poker was invented, but that never stopped him from complaining.
I would of course remind him that Hoyle died at least a century before poker was invented, but that never stopped him from complaining.
After the river there are two spades on board, one being the ace. Two players had two spades and one player said it would be a chop since they both have A-high flush. A second player thought it'd be whoever between them had the lowest spade since they'd have an ace to deuce flush.
I miss playing with them
11-14-2010
, 09:39 AM
11-15-2010
, 03:16 AM
