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Most absurd poker "thinking" you have heard in a live game? Most absurd poker "thinking" you have heard in a live game?

11-27-2017 , 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JoseJohnnyJimJack
It's not the most absurd, but I always think it's an absurd reply when, say, no history between players and a big pot preflop heads up, and someone fires half pot bullets on all streets, loses the pot to a small pair, and asks small pair winner if he would've called an all-in(usually at least the pot or more) on the river, and small pair winner replies, "yes, I would've called". Like, huh? If it's a lie, way to look like a fish.


Not threadworthy.

But thanks for playing. Better luck next post!
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11-27-2017 , 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
Not threadworthy.

But thanks for playing. Better luck next post!
Lol. Thanks. Likewise apparently.
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11-28-2017 , 10:07 AM
2-5 ... Both players have at least $2500 behind. R, 3-bet and 4-bet ...

V1 - "Really?" (tanks) ... V2 - "Yes, Really, I'm not soft playing you."
V1 - "Well then we should run it out and see if we hit the BBJ."

V2 - "Do you know how small a chance we have at it?"
V1 - "But we have a chance at $1M."

V2 - "You need to fold, the chance is too small."
V1 - "I really want to check it down." Shows JJ

V2 - "I'm not letting you see all 5 cards for free. You need to fold."
V1 - "OK, I'll let it go ... but we had a chance."

V2 - Shows KK ... "I'm not going to soft play you, but I offer you a chance to fold."




Same guy, V2, an orbit later offers a short stack with AA a 'call' if he will 'catch up' with him later if they don't hit the BBJ. SS says he wants him to fold but agrees to 'catch up' later. V2 holds KK and runs out clean for the AA. V2 indicated he would muck if a K hits the Board.

V2 - "I'm an honest man so you do need to 'catch up' with me later. I see you've had bad luck lately."

What was interesting is that these events were in front of two different Dealers who said nothing during either hand. GL
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11-28-2017 , 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by answer20
On a similar note ... Player last night insisted that pocket 7-9s hit more sets than any other pp.

Logic was that lower pairs don't play and larger pairs take it down PF more often with 3-bets. There is actually something to bite onto here beyond the 'flush fun' except he is saying 'hit' rather than 'see' at the table.

I suppose you could argue that players play hearts/spades more and thus you 'see' more of those flushes ... as is his logic with the sets.

Sounds like an opportunity with a hand tracking ap ... GL

77s never lose
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11-28-2017 , 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jjjou812
Full tilt distributed out the players funds to its shareholders and did not have the money to pay the players.
Let's call it what it is: stealing.


--klez
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11-28-2017 , 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by JoseJohnnyJimJack
It's not the most absurd, but I always think it's an absurd reply when, say, no history between players and a big pot preflop heads up, and someone fires half pot bullets on all streets, loses the pot to a small pair, and asks small pair winner if he would've called an all-in(usually at least the pot or more) on the river, and small pair winner replies, "yes, I would've called". Like, huh? If it's a lie, way to look like a fish.
That's the GTO response for tilt equity and meta-game. In fact I would really sell it as I answered and look him right in the eye as I stack his chips in dirty sloppy stacks of ten.
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11-28-2017 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by klezmaniac
Let's call it what it is: stealing.
Hope you call your congressman and complain about the Social Security program, which does the same things.
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11-28-2017 , 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chillrob
Hope you call your congressman and complain about the Social Security program, which does the same things.
Not the same, because the full faith and credit of the US government, its ability to print money, and the political muscle that supports Social Security are not comparable to some offshore poker concern not segregating its accounts.
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11-28-2017 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by lawdude
Not the same, because the full faith and credit of the US government, its ability to print money, and the political muscle that supports Social Security are not comparable to some offshore poker concern not segregating its accounts.
They still totally lie about where the money is going. "Lock box", lol.

And it's still a Ponzi scheme; much moreso than FTP ever was.
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11-28-2017 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by lawdude
Not the same, because the full faith and credit of the US government, its ability to print money, and the political muscle that supports Social Security are not comparable to some offshore poker concern not segregating its accounts.
speaking of absurd thinking.......

you do realize a countries ability to physically print money does not mean it can just print money to pay back debt, right??
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11-28-2017 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
speaking of absurd thinking.......

you do realize a countries ability to physically print money does not mean it can just print money to pay back debt, right??
They do it so as not to incur new debt. Practically the same thing.
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11-28-2017 , 07:27 PM
Take it somewhere else losers
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12-01-2017 , 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
So was Bernie Madoff
Not true, but I understand your inference. Madoffs pyramid had already crumbled. He was not able to keep paying people off which is why he got caught then. Full tilt still was paying people off. If the old have got their accounts in order before the pyramid did crumble I'd doubtful but still,possible. Subtle but real difference.
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12-01-2017 , 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Kurn, son of Mogh
Because 'Stars did a better job of spoofing the US banks and actually collected the deposits from US players who deposited after BF. 'Tilt didn't and was letting people play with deposits that never actually reached the site.
Nope. Tilt was not adequately capitalized to meet the sudden loss of revenue and payout all the us based players. Stars was capitalized enough to manage this. It was effectively a cash flow issue. Now the reasons behind why Tilt was not adequately capitalized are very complicated. The simplest way too look at it was that they were pulling future profits from current revenues. This is not inherently illegal if they are booked correctly as say negative retained earnings or something similar. But it is risky, especially when. Your current revenues drop by 75% and you simultaneously are hit with massive outflow demands on your working capital. Nothing necessarily illegal has to occur for such a business model to collapse. In this case the precipitating event was the govt actions on BF. But that doesn't mean those actions were wrong. There could have been many possible events that became the trigger: a cheating scandal, a major sw flaw, the regulating entity pulling their license, ect. This is not really that different from an highly or over leveraged business collapsing when their credit gets pulled.
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12-01-2017 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by klezmaniac
Let's call it what it is: stealing.


--klez
Only if there was an agreement or legal requirement to keep players funds separate from operating funds.
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12-01-2017 , 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
speaking of absurd thinking.......

you do realize a countries ability to physically print money does not mean it can just print money to pay back debt, right??
Actually that is exactly what it means and many countries have done just that. As long as the debt is in that countries currency, you can print as much as you want and pay it off. Might cause all kinds of other problems though. This is why debt to such countries is usually in dollars or some tie to US dollars.

The difference is the the US dollar is the world reserve currency so if it collapses it is not a localized problem
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12-01-2017 , 03:56 PM
Homegame freeze out SNG

We're down to 5. I'm in the SB holding K K with about 20 BB and the UTG (Hijack) opened to 3x. Folds to me, I shove over him, BB folds. Back to him, he says " give me a second". He thinks for about a minute and a half and calls. He had about 50-55 BB. He tables 10 c 4 c. He flopped a FD and rivered the flush busting me. I asked me what did he thought about while contemplating what to do to which he said:

"I was trying to feel if I would make my flush". Good play, sir!
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12-01-2017 , 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by theorangeone
That is actually the more absurd one. You're questioning someone willing to call 20bb with T4s? Who cares what he was thinking.
Knowing how your opponents think is beneficial.
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12-01-2017 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by theorangeone
I don't know if the added information why a fish calls off his 20bb with T4s is worth it if it can make him question his play.
Well as long as it was asked in a friendly tone of voice, that doesn't seem like tapping the tank to me.
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12-01-2017 , 09:19 PM
I wasn't mad at him for calling. I was actually amused as his expression when tanking was that of a man in a deep contemplation state. So I was just curious to see his thought process, that's if there ever was one.
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12-02-2017 , 12:09 AM
The other day at 5/10 NLHE I was on a short stack, raised over some limpers and got jammed on for not too much more considering the dead money. I thought for about a minute with 86 suited because I was calculating the pot odds, decided to call and win. Similar to the above story, guy asked me what I was thinking about for so long. I snap responded, "I was trying to sense if this was a good time to gamble." My image was set for the session.
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12-02-2017 , 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by zoogenhiem
The other day at 5/10 NLHE I was on a short stack, raised over some limpers and got jammed on for not too much more considering the dead money. I thought for about a minute with 86 suited because I was calculating the pot odds, decided to call and win. Similar to the above story, guy asked me what I was thinking about for so long. I snap responded, "I was trying to sense if this was a good time to gamble." My image was set for the session.
Well there's zoom poker, there's rush poker, tournament poker, now we'll even have power up poker! ( yay, Stars )

But nothing tops "feel" poker!
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12-03-2017 , 07:58 AM
There's this old guy with a Greek accent I usually see at card room A. I bump into him at card room B, and he tells me that they're all cheaters at A, and that he's not going to play there any more. "Don't you know that?" he says. "I thought everyone knew that." Mind you, we have played together at A for a decade or more. When I ask him for details, he tells me that the office at A has a computer that controls all the shuffling machines; when the shift managers and floor supervisors go into this office, they program the computer to give winning hands to their friends and off-duty dealers. "That's why I never win there," he says. "I always lose."

In other words: Live poker is rigged!

And tonight an older Asian woman who works as a dealer said while playing, "I would rather have pocket nines than pocket queens because a nine comes out much more often—haven't you ever noticed that? It's true."

Last edited by agamblerthen; 12-03-2017 at 08:05 AM.
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12-03-2017 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by agamblerthen
There's this old guy with a Greek accent I usually see at card room A. I bump into him at card room B, and he tells me that they're all cheaters at A, and that he's not going to play there any more. "Don't you know that?" he says. "I thought everyone knew that." Mind you, we have played together at A for a decade or more. When I ask him for details, he tells me that the office at A has a computer that controls all the shuffling machines; when the shift managers and floor supervisors go into this office, they program the computer to give winning hands to their friends and off-duty dealers. "That's why I never win there," he says. "I always lose."

In other words: Live poker is rigged!

And tonight an older Asian woman who works as a dealer said while playing, "I would rather have pocket nines than pocket queens because a nine comes out much more often—haven't you ever noticed that? It's true."
Lol. You didn't ask Mr. Greek about the dealer card cut changing the card order after the shuffler rigs the cards?
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12-04-2017 , 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by JoseJohnnyJimJack
Lol. You didn't ask Mr. Greek about the dealer card cut changing the card order after the shuffler rigs the cards?
Why on earth would you say that? Doesn't sound +EV to me.
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