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Most absurd poker "thinking" you have heard in a live game? Most absurd poker "thinking" you have heard in a live game?

07-08-2016 , 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by RussellinToronto
That is particularly absurd because people who get angry when an opponent tries so hard to give away his money should not be playing poker. At the very least they should not show their anger or demand of their opponent "How can you call?"
I completely agree! The rest of us at the table just laughed. Nothing good comes from confronting him. The guy had a VPIP near 100%. I just thought it was funny that he didn't realize Jack high < AK.
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07-08-2016 , 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jjjou812
A "fierce" sunglass-wearing NL tournament player sits down for the first time at a cash PLO game. First dusts off his initial $500.00 buy-in on a 5678k board with a 4, believing he has a straight.
Later he tanks on a hand when a 7 4 2 calico board is flopped. He tells me after the hand that he had the open-ended 56 in his hand but threw it away because he had two of his outs as well - the 8 & 3. When he asked me if this was correct thinking, I had to tell him that everyone has their own philosophy about how to play the game....
Lol, what's even funnier is I doubt anyone else would even realize his blunder, or even better, they'd agree with him.
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07-08-2016 , 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RussellinToronto
That is particularly absurd because people who get angry when an opponent tries so hard to give away his money should not be playing poker. At the very least they should not show their anger or demand of their opponent "How can you call?"
And if true calling station had the odds. A fold post flop would be absurd.

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07-09-2016 , 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by futbolistagringo
And if true calling station had the odds. A fold post flop would be absurd.

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Now that's some absurd thinking.
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07-09-2016 , 04:00 PM
60:180? I don't know about where you play but in my games people don't usually bet 60 into a 30 pot if they have an overpair. Mostly just for ak when they're begging for a fold. So if I'm the "absurd player" in that situation he has the pot odds to make that call. He needs 3:1 and he's getting a little more than that.

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07-09-2016 , 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by futbolistagringo
60:180? I don't know about where you play but in my games people don't usually bet 60 into a 30 pot if they have an overpair. Mostly just for ak when they're begging for a fold. So if I'm the "absurd player" in that situation he has the pot odds to make that call. He needs 3:1 and he's getting a little more than that.

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Obv it's player dependent, but a lot of bad players overbet the pot all the time when they are afraid of the two hearts or a straight draw out there. They'll very often do it with top pair terrible kicker too. They make bets that can only be called by hands that beat them.
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07-09-2016 , 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by futbolistagringo
60:180? I don't know about where you play but in my games people don't usually bet 60 into a 30 pot if they have an overpair. Mostly just for ak when they're begging for a fold. So if I'm the "absurd player" in that situation he has the pot odds to make that call. He needs 3:1 and he's getting a little more than that.

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This isn't a strategy forum so I'll just say your math is off by quite a bit and leave it at that.
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07-09-2016 , 05:41 PM
I'm at the loosey goosey ride'm wild 1/2 table (which runs as a 1/2/all-in table -- not for the faint of heart). I am last to act on the flop.. board is

A 9 6 rainbow

I flop a set of 6's. The preflop betting tells me no one else has a set (they'd have all been all-in preflop with pocket 9's or pocket Aces). SB bets a pot sized bet, 2 more callers... I have only about $90 in front of me and go all in... the SB (who was the first to bet the flop) calls my all in and the rest fold. Turn is a 9. So now I'm thinking I'm sunk (I reason that he called with A 9)... river is a 3.. I show my boat and the SB turns over...

......

......

K 10 off suit (WTF?).

Merry Chipmas to me.
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07-10-2016 , 09:35 AM
UTG Shorty limps AA. After few more limps another Shorty shoves 10,10. Everyone else folds. Flop a 10 and set takes it.

Old guy to my left goes on for 10 minutes non stop, "that's what you get for playing aces that way. Just need to raise with them"

He genuinely believed the outcome would have been different.

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07-11-2016 , 10:54 AM
Not absurd, just something that happened at the poker table last time out that I found funny:

Middle aged married guy of 19 years chuckles to himself and then aloud shares a text conversation he's just had with his wife:

Him: "I might have to stay later, action here is pretty good."
Wife: "Good table?"
Him: "No, lotta hot chicks."

GlolzG
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07-11-2016 , 11:06 AM
I had a couple of good ones this week.

Charity event at break they are selling $100 addon for 5000 chips. Blinds at the time were 4000/80000

In 1/2 game I raise cutoff with 66 to $10, small blind three bets to $40. I call. It's HU. Flop king high rainbow. Small blind open mucks QQ as first action.
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07-11-2016 , 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
I had a couple of good ones this week.

Charity event at break they are selling $100 addon for 5000 chips. Blinds at the time were 4000/80000

In 1/2 game I raise cutoff with 66 to $10, small blind three bets to $40. I call. It's HU. Flop king high rainbow. Small blind open mucks QQ as first action.
that's a unique structure
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07-11-2016 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
that's a unique structure
Oops should say 4000/8000
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07-11-2016 , 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
I had a couple of good ones this week.

In 1/2 game I raise cutoff with 66 to $10, small blind three bets to $40. I call. It's HU. Flop king high rainbow. Small blind open mucks QQ as first action.
This isnt wierd, just super nitty. Obvs assumed you hit the king or had better and was defeated by the flop. Dumb play, yes, but not strange at all.
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07-11-2016 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
This isnt wierd, just super nitty. Obvs assumed you hit the king or had better and was defeated by the flop. Dumb play, yes, but not strange at all.
I've literally never seen a preflop raiser, much less preflop 3-bettor, open fold the flop. More odd especially with showdown value. Folding QQ to no bet because one overcard came is extreme, and I have to say pretty damn strange. If he check-folded faceup that would be a lot different.

I know I read that Negreanu open folded the river to keep himself from bluffing again this year in the WSOP. That is very unusual, and that is with no chance of having the best hand.
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07-11-2016 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
This isnt wierd, just super nitty. Obvs assumed you hit the king or had better and was defeated by the flop. Dumb play, yes, but not strange at all.
Obviously what he thought. Still very good example of absurd thinking.
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07-11-2016 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
This isnt wierd, just super nitty. ... not strange at all.
This is far more absurd than 75% of the stuff in this thread. I'll allow it!
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07-11-2016 , 08:18 PM
Not sure if I already mentioned this hand ITT. Planet Hollywood 1/2 during WSOP. I don't remember the details of the hand, but I have AX on a KAK8Ar board. V donks. Hero shoves, expecting a chop, but occasionally getting paid off by the underboat. V snapples and fast rolls 66.

V: "NH, I thought you were bluffing."

Sadly, he does not re-buy.
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07-11-2016 , 09:04 PM
1/2 table
Buying is max 80 at local casino.
I sit first hand and get dealt 8 10 diamonds. Btn raises to 6 3 callers include my self.
Flop comes jd 9d 4 i check btn raises. I push all in. He calls saying i have flush draw. Diamond comes on river.
Old bloke next to me criticises the way i play.

Later in the session i have 4 5 spades.
Flop comes 3 6 rag. No spades. Bit of action and then a reraise all in. I lift my cards and fold. Bloke next to me says how do you fold. You have up and down you are so much better off than your first hand.
I tried to explain what i had first hand but he was sure not to listen and criticise more. I just laughed.
(Sorry about brief description of play)

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07-11-2016 , 11:07 PM
So the absurd part was you attempting to teach a terrible player to not be terrible?
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07-11-2016 , 11:17 PM
Calling 3bb with T8ss out of position when stacks are 40bb effective is also dubious IMO.
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07-11-2016 , 11:28 PM
40bb max buy in is absurd.
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07-12-2016 , 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ReidLockhart
This is far more absurd than 75% of the stuff in this thread. I'll allow it!
This comment is first time i've laughed in a long time on this thread
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07-12-2016 , 04:23 PM
That thread just proves that poker is alive and well ( at least low stakes lol )
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07-12-2016 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
I had a couple of good ones this week.

Charity event at break they are selling $100 addon for 5000 chips. Blinds at the time were 4000/80000

In 1/2 game I raise cutoff with 66 to $10, small blind three bets to $40. I call. It's HU. Flop king high rainbow. Small blind open mucks QQ as first action.
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
This isnt wierd, just super nitty. Obvs assumed you hit the king or had better and was defeated by the flop. Dumb play, yes, but not strange at all.
We have very different ideas of what strange is.
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