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Originally Posted by callipygian
Any two adults who cannot agree among themselves to make 3 +1 = 2 + 2 should be banned on general principle.
Anyone who calls the floor over this should be banned on general principle.
Anyone who looks at their cards after a misdeal is declared or after the blinds agree to chop should be given a "I'M A NEWBIE WHO STILL CARES ABOUT DEAD HANDS" flashing neon tiara.
I like those dramatic pauses and theatrics that comes with a foregone concluded chop.
SB: "Wanna chop?"
BB: "Maybe, let me check my cards" with a chuckle. *Looks at cards slowly one at a time*
"Ok, let's chop!"
SB: "Wait, now I gotta look at mine. *Looks at cards even more slowly one at a time*
"Ha, I have Ace/Three but I'll still chop."
Another 55 seconds wasted.