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Originally Posted by Ygrmstrr
Lol'd so hard. Mine are people eating sloppily, b.o., bad breath, silent farts, people who must be reminded to post every single orbit, people that don't tip the dealer, people who don't wash their hands in the bathroom, people who take forever to showdown, and not enough hot loose passive chicks with lots of money's.
I say eating in general at the table. ****ing A. Touching the food that goes into your mouth, after handling those chips that you took from the guy next to me who coughed in his ****ing hands. No, wait, ****ing hacked into his hands and wipes it on his jeans.
Tipping... Ah. I will tip, but only for a certain pot size. Considering they're already taking my money with the rake and BBJ.
I always call those people out. It's ****ing disgusting.. We don't know if you're leaking down there, shiiiiiiit.
Sorry about forgetting the SB and BB. I'm HORRIBLE at that and tell the dealer once he has to remind me; They get a chuckle out of it as I tell them I'm super bad at remembering the blinds, "especially in seat 1" and we end up laughing at my expense.
Gotta love Hollywood's.
Not so much a peeve, but some cougar thought that I was staring at her cleavage when it was her turn to act. Come on.. You're playing poker and I like to watch the action, get reads on you..etc. Don't wear such a revealing shirt next time, although I would probably just get accused of staring at the boobies.