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Originally Posted by CaptainAAmerica
I'm open to all reasonable further suggestions because I really am getting sick of always being a nice guy at the table, and have come to suspect it is seriously hurting my win rate.
Besides that, a lot of poker players deserve it so whatever, make the suggestons good please and Ill do my best to put them into practice and give you all a trip report next week. Yes a bonafide trip report will be provided in exchange for your ideas on how to be a real tool next time I play.
creative idea #1:
Be looking around for the cocktaill waitress at the showdown when it is my turn to show the winner...
creative idea #2:
Hold my winning cards up by the side of my head between thumb and two fingers and slowly spread them to reveal the second card while staring into my opponents eyes with a look of total scorn
creative idea #3:
After the hand, casualy "notice" and comment to a player not involved in the hand, that if an opponents card were slightly different, he woulda had the winner
creative idea #4:
Develop an especially annoying type of laugh and use it often
creative idea #5:
Keep bringing up a big pot someone lost and verbally replaying the hand every ten or 15 minutes or so after it happened. Do it agaim two hours later for good measure
creative idea #6:
Smirk and try not to laugh under my breath after witnessing a truly horrible beat. Do it again during each of the next few hands and appear to be trying to not let it show. Glance a few times at the bad beat victim a half hour later and try (somwhat unsuccesssfuly) not to laugh.
creative idea #8:
While waiting on the blinds, step a few feet back from the table behind a recent bad beat victim and call up a poker friend to tell him the incredible hand I witnessed just a few minutes ago.
creative idea # 9: lean back my head and close my eyes like Im tired and then start to smile like a suppressed laugh like I thought of something funny. Of course right after a horrible beat someone took.
#10: ask the dealer to show the losing hand in a monster pot that Im not even in. Ask it in a loud demanding and accusatory-sounding tone.
wtf happened to #7
Pretty funny Capt.A I'm going to print these out in addition to others' suggestions.
These ideas are good for Tags to do to increase action. At live 10-player final tables where only 9 get paid, but a unanimous vote will give the first player out their entry fee back I vote No just to piss everyone off and make them want to come after me. Then I just trap them one by one.