Just gonna throw these out there for all the low level grinders to let you all know there is some hope. None of this is mind blowing and I'm sure there are a lot of people who have this happen regularly, but for a tight player like me it doesnt happen often. Hey, theres more than one way to earn a good hourly, nit4lyfe.
all 200nl over the past month and a half, I play once or twice a week
in 200 out 700 ~5 hours
in 400 cause I donked off a stack with top pair in a limped pot but to a MEGA lagtard out 1046 ~5 hours
in 200 out 978 ~6 hours
and just a quick fun one from last night because the table sucked (as in they were not awful) except for one drunk guy. he slowrolled every hand at showdown and i mean like 30-45 seconds before turning his hand over but he was rebuying over and over so we all put up with it. he says he has to go to the bathroom and wants to take his chips. dealer says he cant but after a bunch of banter takes about 120 off and leaves 20 on the table. comes back with 70. dealer says you have to put more on the table. about a minute goes by and the player finally pulls out a $100 bill and puts it on the table, slurring, "fine you want me to put a hundred on the table, there $100 on the table." this player is also UTG. he then says "you know what, raise" before all the cards are dealt out and puts the 100$ bill out there. dealer announces "raise to $100" "no i dont raise to $100 i raise, i want chips" "no you said raise and put a $100 bill in, raise to $100"
so that goes on for 2 more minutes, floor finally calls it a $100 bet. player says fine anyone want to call me?" action is on UTG+1 at this point and I look at UTG and say "i dont know, we need to look at our cards first" folds to me with AA, i ship he calls. i flop quads and scoop. lol. he rebuys for $100 and I stack him next hand with QQ. this was just about an hour and a half of play, not a big stack or anything but wanted to share the story because I never really have been the beneficiary of the drunk douche so i figured id include the pic.
in 200 out 517 an orbit after the photo