This old story of mine was hit at the table this week, so I'll post it here, in case you guys might like it. I'm sure I've posted it before, years ago, but don't feel like searching--I know that it's been so long since I've even *thought* about this story that it felt fresh to ME this time, and I enjoyed it all over again!
Eight players see a flop for 2-3 bets. The BB has done nothing so far this hand but make crying calls, he's got a bad hand and he knows it. As I'm pulling in the preflop bets, he announces, "You get 40% of this pot, YTF, if you bring this stinker home!"
Eyebrows went up. I giggled a little, and explained, "I've got a great '40%' story, you just reminded me of it. I'll tell it to you after the hand."
He folded first chance he could after the flop didn't help, I didn't get the huge toke...but now everyone wants to hear the story, so I told it:
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I used to work for Jay Kornegay, one of the top oddsmakers out in Las Vegas.
He runs one of the big sports books out there now, he's always on ESPN when they want to talk about betting and point spreads. This is his story, about the first time he applied for an entry-level job as a ticket writer in a sports book.
HR sends him to the sports book to interview with the Race/Sports Manager (another legendary oddsmaker). When Jay gets to the book, they tell him, "Well, the Boss is in a meeting right now, take a seat, he'll get to you as soon as he can."
For the next few hours, someone would come out from behind the counter every 20-30 minutes and tell him, "He's on the phone, he knows you're here. We're sorry for the wait, he'll get to you as soon as he can."
Finally, the Boss emerges from his office, and is bee-lining out of the book and towards the elevators to go upstairs to meet with some bigger bosses. One of his employees calls out to him, "Hey, Boss, what about this kid who's out here waiting for his interview?"
The Boss makes a face that makes it clear that he forgot about the kid, and that he STILL doesn't have any time for this. They then had the following exchange:
BOSS: What's 40% of 40?
JAY: What? Um...(eyes go up to the ceiling)....16.
BOSS: Go back to HR, tell them you just got hired to write tickets in the sports book.
Like I said, the players at my table really got a kick out of that one. One even mentioned it to me a few days later, how much fun he has had re-telling it to people.
BTW, After Jay told us that story, we made sure to ask that question to every applicant we interviewed to write tickets. I'd say <10% of them could figure it out.