(Another post that probably nobody but me will find funny.)
I got to use a line from Deadwood tonight. I love working those into conversation!
A $2-4 limit game, and as I sit, I see a player with four green $25 chips, two red $5 chips, and two blue $1 chips. Everyone else at the table has all $1 blue chips, of course. There's no need for any non-blue chip at this table. Great, one of those guys who calls for a color up, not because he has a huge, unmanageable stack, but because he likes to snap his fingers and give orders to chip runners. I'm not even in my chair yet, and he's already giving me the two red chips, asking for ten $1's.
Soon, he's lost all his blue, and he has to call a $4 bet with a green, which I dutifully change out of the game. But don't worry, as soon as he wins a pot and gets his stack over $100, he's sending me 25 blue chips to get his green one back, even though that only leaves him about three blue chips to play with.
As he ships me the 25 blues and asks for the green, I hit him with the line Adams used on Swearengen, when Swearengen instructed Adams to turn down a $50k bribe:
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Shall I urge you to reconsider?
Was reminded of another Deadwood line earlier, in yet another $2-4 game. Every time a player took a moment to deliberate his action, the old man in Seat 5 was on 'em! "Hey, it's your turn!", he'd bark at anyone who took more than two seconds to act.
Surprisingly, nobody told him to STFU. If I were playing and he barked at me like that, I'd hit him with my favorite Seth Bullock line:
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Is there anything else on your schedule that I'm behind on?