I'm a Patriots fan. Was in the break room with a Broncos fan, discussing the upcoming playoffs. It was a very enjoyable conversation, because I can almost never discuss football with someone who doesn't say something stupid in the first sentence or two. It was such a treat...
...which didn't even last a full minute. Because I said to him, "We're lucky we're in the AFC. How wold you like to have to go through Seattle, Carolina, and Arizona, just to GET to the SB?"
Another dealer heard that, and ran over to tell us, "Arizona? I lost my fantasy league this week because Arizona's defense..."
I don't know how that sentence ended, I stopped listening. With a disdainful scowl, I said to the Broncos fan, "Well, it was fun to talk about REAL football for almost a full minute, before the fantasy bad beat stories came pouring in.
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