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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Remember the 7,000th time you heard it? Not so funny, amirite?
The geographical area from which my room culls most of it's clientele gets a bad rap. But let me tell you, the corniest jokes I say while dealing still get a chuckle or two.
Sometimes someone will even say: "You know, you'er pretty funny."
My response: "One thing we can all agree on is I can't get by on my looks alone."
One thing I do that is somewhat unique as far as I can tell is when a raise comes in, say preflop to $7 in a $1/2 game, I will say "Raise to seven! Seven is the new two," or whatever.
Been doing it for three years and it's kind of my thing and people know me buy it. Sometimes a player will say it for me. Sometimes another dealer will do it while at a nearby table loudly in my direction forcing me to say "My trademark attorney will be in touch."
Maybe the laughter is because they think it's RIDICULOUS that I am trotting out stale lines. But even if a player is laughing at me a little bit (I have no problem with self-depreciating jokes - my specialty is when someone says "you're fast," my response is "My wife says that all the time.") it means they are having a better time than if they are not. If they are thinking about the joke I made, they're not thinking about how the cocktail waitress has been forever, or the bad beat they got dealt, or their job they hate.
(Before the chorus of "dummy up and deal" comes in - I am quite capable of that if needed and I have gotten pretty good at knowing what tables I can have fun with and what tables I shouldn't bother trying.)